Osiris Fraternal Order

Instead the world wasn't protected from an influx of geese and their poop which flooded the entire planet and there is now an apocalypse.

I pray for lots of chocolate o.o and nachos

Granted! The soil of he world is now made of nachos. The magma of its core is molten nacho cheese. The very oceans are liquid chocolate. As a result the earth can longer produce a magnetosphere and everything is obliterated by solar radiation.

I pray that my leprosy from the last prayer is cured.

prayer granted, you have died, the dead can not have leprosy

I pray that the summer won't be so hot now

Prayer granted.

Now the earth is locked in a 100 year mini-ice age.

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I pray that all owls worldwide find themselves a nice tree hallow to rest in as night becomes day. <3

prayer granted, all owls in the world fly off to a single tree, resulting in overhunting of their prey and the total collapse of the region's ecosystem.

I pray that my cat will one day stop annoying me to let him outside.

Prayer granted - your cat flees to live in the wilderness and never goes indoors again.

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I wish that I had a carrot right now.

Prayer granted - you receive a carrot.

The carrot that’s now in your hand is rotted and has worms teeming on it’s inside.

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I pray that all the Pacific regions unite under one government.

prayer granted, the government is however lead by quebecshire

I pray that I will finally figure out why tf I have a cough that never seems to go away.

Prayer granted. You figure out why you cough seemingly constantly, and find out that the culprit is a new micro-invasive bug species that attaches itself inside human lungs to lay it's super tiny eggs that can only be seen with a microscope. The bug has 12 legs, 4 eyes, and secretes a green mucus slime that blocks pain receptors of internal organs. Doctors tell you that every time you cough, you aid in spreading it's eggs - the bug can not be removed without damaging your lungs. Over the course of yours and the bug's life, after it has asexually produced billions of micro-eggs, it will travel from the lungs into the throat, where it will attach to your inner throat lining and draw nutrition from your own body's expelled Co2.

(In reality - I hope your cough isn’t something *actually* serious - always wishing you the best)



I pray that summer is short and fall returns soon.

Cretanja wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 10:50 am I pray that summer is short and fall returns soon.

Prayer granted, however every adult has also become 7 years old and in first grade again. Now, you are gonna have to go through that is school again.

I pray that the flat earthers today don't exist