Osiris Fraternal Order

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 8:20 am**

Granted, but your pizza is expired and it is absolutely disgusting.

I wish I can meet Adolf Hitler.

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:15 pm**

Granted but it's on a train going east.

I wish I had some food.

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 3:33 pm**

Granted, but it's a plate of several foods you hate.

I wish I had a salted caramel mocha.

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 5:31 pm**

Granted but you had to give your life savings up for it.

I wish I owed land.

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 9:31 pm**

This wish is corrupt.

I wish there were no ads

Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:30 am**

Granted, but now everything you like to use for "free" charges a steep subscription fee.

I wish it could be Fall all year round.

Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2016 10:28 am**

Granted, but the layer of leaves is two feet deep.

I wish for peace.

Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:03 pm**

Granted but it comes through WW3.

I wish I was a mob boss.

Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2016 5:43 pm**

Granted, but there are so many contracts out on you that you sleep with one eye open.

I wish this festival were longer!

Corrupt a Wish