May 2016 update & Judgement on Great Barrier Reef

[Cain]

LONE WOLVES UNITED | D.E.E.R. PRESS RELEASE
"For your protection"
MAY 2016

THE RETURN OF GREAT FOUNDER SCARDINO

The raids on Great Barrier Reef and City Ankh Morpork marked a changing point in the history of Lone Wolves United. Led by the historic founder himself, Scardino, and Il-Khan Anera the inspirational assaults have rekindled regional pride that has ushered in a wave of reconstruction. When asked about Lone Wolves United and the anniversary of it's founding, Scardino this to say:

These two successful raids demonstrate, in different ways, the cunning and resourcefulness that Lone Wolves United was made known for. Furthermore, the 11 year anniversary on its own inspires confidence not only in the future of raiding, but the unique identity and ideology of Lone Wolves United.

While many in the region could see LWU lasting for the foreseeable future, this development has supercharged efforts to revitalize the legendary crasher organization. For some wolves, the simple prospect of seeing Scardino return and take a more active interest in the day to day operations has stimulated renewed interest in a stronger, better, faster Lone Wolves United.

Spoiler

MAY 10th FOUNDATION DAY, 11th LWU ANNIVERSARY



Founder Scardino praised Khan Evil Wolf for his dedication to the cause over so many years while addressing the World on the LWU RMB. The Khan carried his vision and had the dedication as well as perseverance to see it put into action. Evil Wolf in many regards is seen as the driving force behind the infamous history of this region, even though he is commended. To make the most of our anniversary we are expanding on what makes our region great while also adding more of that signature flair exclusive to our little slice of the World.

DEER NOTICE

The Department of Established External Relations or DEER for short is cleaning house. We realize that our office has been defunct for sometime but we are in the process of changing this. Any embassies that have not posted an update in at least a year will be archived. We will accept new applications for embassies as well as ambassadors for regions who fall under this stipulation without issue. Please note that we consider in game embassies to not hold any diplomatic semblance what so ever. If you wish to have actual diplomatic ties to Lone Wolves United and or receive these updates, including having an Ambassador assigned to your region, you must sign up for one on our forums.


Written by Dream Killers, Lamb Stone, Scardino, and DEER

[Cormac]

Thanks for the update! It's good to see Lone Wolves United having so much success in a time of difficulty for raiding overall, and good to see Scardino back in the game.

Happy anniversary, once again!

[Ridersyl]

Great to see LWU doing well in times like these.

[Transdavisia]

Congrats

[Zaolat]

Oh its that one raider I didn't like back in my defending days but is one of my pals now!

[Cain]

After some consideration, a judgement on the region was posted on its regional message board:

To any remaining active nations of Great Barrier Reef:

Since we took occupation of your region, following the demise of your founder and a failed attempt at its defense, we have heard the pontifications of the moral elites in NationStates condemning you. Considering you to be guilty of indecency by extension of your founder's sins, they judged your region unworthy of being liberated and unworthy of recourse. Thus, a blind eye was turned to your region's occupation by such moral authorities as The Founderless Regions Alliance and 10000 Islands, who was informed of your plight on their own regional message board.

At first, believing in second chances and mercy, I was reluctant to hear these damning opinions. Over these past few days, though, I must admit that I have been convinced by the persistence of their condemnation and the conviction with which they have held their judgement. Finally, when The Romanticist Congregation of Klopstock suppressed comments on the message board of 10000 Islands notifying them of your troubles rather than come to your aid, I knew for certain I must be the one misjudging your character. With this in mind, I began to ban any active member nations and have made a conscious effort to choke the life out of your region, shutting out any who may attempt resuscitation. This body of iniquities, identified as such through the virtue of your founder by the most prominent defenders in NationStates, does not deserve representation. For this reason, I will continue to strangle you and purge our world of the region too despicable to be defended.

Thank you, again, for your hospitality. The time we have spent in your region has been a pleasure.

[Cormac]

Interesting developments. I hope Scardino doesn't find himself warned by Moderation for that.

[Tim Stark]

I like Scardino

[Jakker]

Nice update

[Ridersyl]

I second Jakker. Well done LWU.