King of the Hill
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King of the Hill
But before that jash7 throws a dynamite on Alcon........
Jash7
Honourable Leader of the United Sovereign Nation of Jash7
Former Councilor of the Deshret
Loyal servant of the Osiris Fraternal Order
Honourable Leader of the United Sovereign Nation of Jash7
Former Councilor of the Deshret
Loyal servant of the Osiris Fraternal Order
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King of the Hill
Revall bursts out of the ensuig explosion and in mid-air throws shurikens in a 360 degree arc impaling everyone.
teh hill is be mine.
teh hill is be mine.
I'm Noble
King of the Hill
*bows down to Revall* It is your hill, great one.
King of the Hill
Its not the end.... I am there in the race.....
Jash7
Honourable Leader of the United Sovereign Nation of Jash7
Former Councilor of the Deshret
Loyal servant of the Osiris Fraternal Order
Honourable Leader of the United Sovereign Nation of Jash7
Former Councilor of the Deshret
Loyal servant of the Osiris Fraternal Order
Spoiler
- Impossible Girl
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King of the Hill
*takes the baton*
In fist place and Queen of the Hill.
(Am I doing it right?)
In fist place and Queen of the Hill.
(Am I doing it right?)
King of the Hill
Yeah, pretty much all you gotta do is wreck the last poster and claim the hill.
I bulldoze the finish line and sit leisurely upon my eternal throne as K.O.T.H.
I bulldoze the finish line and sit leisurely upon my eternal throne as K.O.T.H.

His Majesty Ambroscus Koth Vytherov, Hasal-Pharaoh, Bru'uh of Osiris
Khetemtai in the House of Sekhmet
Recipient of the Crown of Osiris
Recipient of the Violet Jewel of Atum


- Impossible Girl
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I push Koth and his eternal throne into the volcano as a virgin sacrifice to the gods. I stand alone now on top of the hill. Glorious, victorious Queen.
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*falls Wile E Coyote style from the heavens landing hard on IG and sending her tumbling down the hill*
"Thanks for breaking my fall"
"my hill"
"Thanks for breaking my fall"
"my hill"
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
- Impossible Girl
- Posts: 741
- Joined: Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:00 am
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Ouch!
* Brushes herself off, climbs the hill and wraps ainocra in banana leaves and rolls him down the hill. *
* Brushes herself off, climbs the hill and wraps ainocra in banana leaves and rolls him down the hill. *
King of the Hill
Alcon struggles free of the leaves ; bags them all up and thwaps IG with the bag sending her flying.
Taking a seat on the bag he proclaims.
"my hill"
Taking a seat on the bag he proclaims.
"my hill"
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
