NS Quotes

Zaolat · Post by **Zaolat** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:40 am

I couldn't find any here, so I'm just going to create one.

For amusing or interesting quotes on IRC.

Spoiler

[08:31] * @Mall clubs Guy to death with Abbey
[08:31] <@Abbey> waaat
[08:31] * Zaolat stabs Mall with Abbey
[08:31] <@Abbey> I am not an offensive weapon!
[08:31] <@Guy> could've died in far worse ways
[08:32] <@Mall> kinky
[08:32] * Zaolat tosses Abbey down a well
[08:32] <+Zaolat> No need for apparently non-offensive weapons.
[08:32] * @Mall seals the well
[08:32] <@Abbey> You club someone to death with me, you stab someone with me, then you throw me down a well!
[08:32] <@Abbey>

[08:32] <@Abbey> Meanies!
[08:32] <@Mall> Do you hear a muffled noise from the well Zao?
[08:32] <+Zaolat> Aye
[08:32] <+Zaolat> Sounds like meowing?
[08:32] * @Mall wraps the well cover in soundproofing
[08:32] <@Mall> Yeah that was weird.
[08:33] <@Guy> No "Oh no Guy is dead"
[08:33] <@Guy> or even "Oh no Mall is dead"
[08:33] <+Zaolat> What do we do with Guy's dead body?
[08:33] <@Mall> I was merely stabbed
[08:33] <+Zaolat> Mall was stabbed, he wasn't killed
[08:33] * @Mall opens the well back up
[08:33] * @Mall tosses Guy's corpse down
[08:33] <@Guy> all you are about is being used as an offensive weapon
[08:33] <@Guy> nice abbey
[08:33] * @Mall seals it again
[08:33] <+Zaolat> No begone ghost Guy
[08:33] <@Mall> There we go.
[08:33] <@Abbey> I was used to kill you Guy, how is this anything other than awful!
[08:34] * @Mall puts the soundproofing back on the well
[08:34] <@Mall> There. Now the cat has something to eat.
[08:34] * Zaolat hands Mall & Sev some booze
[08:34] <@Mall> Cheers
[08:34] <+Zaolat> Aye!
[08:35] <+Zaolat> One defender down, one moderate raider locked up to reflect on her choices.
[08:35] <@Mall> There is no room for moderates in Mall's NS.
[08:35] <+Zaolat> Aye, that be true.
[08:36] <@Mall> Let no man claim ignorance as an excuse.
[08:36] <+Zaolat> Mall claims them all in the end.
[08:38] <@Mall> They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them.
[08:38] <+Zaolat> Hear Hear!
[08:38] * Zaolat toasts

Post by **Severisen Montresor** » Sat May 03, 2014 8:42 am

LOL. I like how I was thrown in there for the toast. I don't remember if I had commented before or after this, but I was laughing at it at the time.

This thread needs more. #osi is regularly a madhouse.

Zaolat · Post by **Zaolat** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:45 pm

[9:42:11 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Osiris I just want to point out to you that we currently own the floor of the world assembly, both proposals at vote come from us. one from me and one from Koth
[9:42:38 PM] Koth: Osiris master race
[9:42:42 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): booya!
[9:42:43 PM] Putin on the Ritz (Zaolat): so a DP?
[9:43:02 PM] Putin on the Ritz (Zaolat): Maybe, when I finish my Commendation draft I can tag in
[9:43:02 PM] Sev: The double proposal, yes.
[9:43:10 PM] Putin on the Ritz (Zaolat):

[9:43:24 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): you almost made me snort my tea, was takig a drink