Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Keeper of the Deshret
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
Keeper of the Deshret
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
I am singlehandedly responsible for the invention of light speed travel in the Andromeda galaxy, I had it imported to the Milky Way by Oompa Loompas who ate the blueprints on the way here because they couldn't figure out how to get into the food stores aboard their ship. You see I had made the door to the storeroom out of chocolate thinking it would be obvious but clearly I forgot that they hold chocolate in reverence and would rather eat roughage than their deity. I sent Darth Vader in a superfast cruiser to catch up to them and force choke some sense into them this backfired when one of them died accidentally and they sued me for 30 tribillion credits for negligence which brought a swift end to the whole venture since I had to create a doomsday device for the evil doppelganger of Daffy Duck to avoid becoming destitute.
There is a score of genetically modified superabbits prowling the halls of Osiris I was supposed to contain them with tranquilizer tipped darts but I was waylaid by a trampling rhinoceros herd stampede. Now I am hoping if I say Accio bunnies loud enough they will come back of their own accord.