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Government Transparency Act

In order to ensure the transparency of the government of the Osiris Fraternal Order all government buildings shall henceforth be made of glass.
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I like it.
"Your uniform doesn't seem to fit. You're much too alive in it."

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10/10 would pass.
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Permanent handling of the WA and Foreign Affairs by Cormac

War Scribe to become Unibot

Export Tomatoes to Lazarus and Marsupials to TWP

Simplifying of all scribe names to what they do...rather than some weird shit
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A Pan-Sinker Security Pact.
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We make a baby region with Lazarus :O
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Government Uniform Act

In order to cut cost and maintain a positive working atmosphere all employees of the Osiris Fraternal Order will be issued uniforms.

Alcon Enta
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Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
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Become a member of SovCon.
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Avakael wrote:If the UDL is an NGO, then the LKE is very clearly conducting a war on terrorism. Terrorism perpetuated by the United Defenders League, lead by a man who has shaped his organization to have a culture of wishing to wear tights, live in forests, and possibly even dress up as furries, something which only Todd McCloud may do. I believe this war, therefore, should not be a matter of raiding and defending. It's a matter of moral decency. Don't wear tights. Don't live in forests. Don't dress up and roleplay as animals. It's wrong, and the LKE is taking the initiative to exterminate this horrible organization.
<+Zaolat> you know I hear if a man eats lots of pineapples and it's juice good things happen
<+Xoriet> :D
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<+Xoriet> VENICO
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<@Venico> Xoriet! <3
<+Xoriet> I meant Nox's Nether Faerie Dragon ;x;
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Pharonic Educational Noble Intern Scholarship

The Osiris Fraternal Order, mindful of the need to educate the collegiate youth of our region in the process of governance and mindful of the fact that women are vastly underrepresented in our government do hereby establish for their benefit

"Pharonic Educational Noble Intern Scholarship"

This program to be overseen by the Pharaoh will accept applications from collegiate women to serve as interns in the royal palace wherein they will learn the ways of governance and observe firsthand how the Pharaoh operates.

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"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
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Post by Revall »

The lessons learned from Bill Clinton and interns just keep bearing fruit. :)
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