_______ is NES's fault

Durkadurkiranistan II · Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:54 pm

A twist on the old TNP classic 'ADN's fault'. List stuff in this thread that are NES's fault, since this seems to be in vogue around some quarters.

I'll start.

The Eurozone economic stagnation is NES's fault.

Global warming is NES's fault.

Just stained my shirt eating spaghetti... NES's fault.

Durkadurkiranistan II · Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:56 pm

The Lazarus war was NES's fault even though Cormac planned and executed it himself.

Also, NES forced Cormac to close relations over the Sovereignty conference while he was also inventing the AIDS virus back in the 80's.

Ike · Post by **Ike** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:13 pm

The English Civil War was NES's fault. Should be calling him North East Cromwell.

Post by **Lord Ravenclaw** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:13 pm

I just spat my tea at the screen reading this... it's NES's fault.

Xoriet Montresor · Post by **Xoriet Montresor** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:23 pm

[fault=NES]One of my cats is feeling under the weather today, and I'm not happy about it.[/fault]

Dead Account · Post by **Dead Account** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:40 pm

My fish died and it's all NES's fault

Ridersyl · Post by **Ridersyl** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:04 pm

I can't come up with a joke for this thread. Must be NES's fault.

Avakael · Post by **Avakael** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:52 pm

The last time I tried to use a public toilet, there was shit all over the walls. I wonder who did that.

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:19 pm

Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. NES's fault

Dead Account · Post by **Dead Account** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:22 pm

Cormac isn't my brother anymore, and it's all (actually) NES's fault

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