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- Jack Dawkins
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3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London
Jack 'The Artful Dodger' Dawkins
Patriarch of the Mighty House Dawkins
Royal Chamberlain to King Augustus
Steward[/center]
[spoiler=Previous Positions in Ainur][b][i][color=#ee4a2d]Minister Without Portfolio[/color][/i][/b] under Steward Emrys Mercer - 11 August, 2014 through 15 September, 2014
[b][i][color=#ee4a2d]First Minister[/color][/i][/b] under Steward Charlie Sheen - 19 September, 2014 through 1 November, 2014
[b][i][color=#80a0ff]Senator[/color][/i][/b] - 5 October, 2014 through 1 November, 2014
[b][i][color=#5a70b3]Speaker of the Senate[/color][/i][/b] - 9 October, 2014 through 1 November, 2014
[b][i][color=#ee4a2d]Minister of Foreign Affairs[/color][/i][/b] under Steward Caligula SanArkus - 3 November, 2014 through 15 December, 2014[/spoiler][c][spoiler=Current Positions in Ainur][b][i][color=#87305b]Royal Chamberlain[/color][/i][/b] to King Augustus - 1 November, 2014 through Present
[i][b][color=#ee4a2d]Steward[/color][/b][/i] - 15 December. 2014 through Present
[i][b][color=#fb8a00]Patriarch[/color][/b][/i] of the Great House of Dawkins - 14 August, 2014 through Present[/spoiler][c][spoiler=Knights of Ainur][center]Knight Initiate
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Patriarch of the Mighty House DawkinsRoyal Chamberlain to King Augustus
Steward[/center]
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered
Andrew Grey-Anumia
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- Former x2 term Minister of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
- NPA Corporal (TNP)
- HA Mentoring Director (TNP)
- x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
- x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
- Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
- x3 Former Curator of the Deshret (Osiris)
- Councilor of the Deshret
- Former Deputy Director of the Assembly (Lazarus)
- Former Minister of War (Balder)
- Former Minister of Integration and Civic Service (Balder)
- Jomskivikings (Balder)
- x1 member of the Storting (Balder)
- x2 Member of the Senat (La France)
- x1 Prime Minister of La France
- x2 Member of Parliament (CoDN)
- Election Commissioner (TNP)
- x1 Minister of Foreign Affairs (CoDN)
- Interim Prime Minister (CoDN)
- Citizen of every GCR except TEP and TRR, Former Citizen of Europeia, Spiritus and CoDN. Citizen of Albion, KBG, UK, BI and Alexandria
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- Jack Dawkins
- Posts: 218
- Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:00 am
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and
Jack 'The Artful Dodger' Dawkins
Patriarch of the Mighty House Dawkins
Royal Chamberlain to King Augustus
Steward[/center]
[spoiler=Previous Positions in Ainur][b][i][color=#ee4a2d]Minister Without Portfolio[/color][/i][/b] under Steward Emrys Mercer - 11 August, 2014 through 15 September, 2014
[b][i][color=#ee4a2d]First Minister[/color][/i][/b] under Steward Charlie Sheen - 19 September, 2014 through 1 November, 2014
[b][i][color=#80a0ff]Senator[/color][/i][/b] - 5 October, 2014 through 1 November, 2014
[b][i][color=#5a70b3]Speaker of the Senate[/color][/i][/b] - 9 October, 2014 through 1 November, 2014
[b][i][color=#ee4a2d]Minister of Foreign Affairs[/color][/i][/b] under Steward Caligula SanArkus - 3 November, 2014 through 15 December, 2014[/spoiler][c][spoiler=Current Positions in Ainur][b][i][color=#87305b]Royal Chamberlain[/color][/i][/b] to King Augustus - 1 November, 2014 through Present
[i][b][color=#ee4a2d]Steward[/color][/b][/i] - 15 December. 2014 through Present
[i][b][color=#fb8a00]Patriarch[/color][/b][/i] of the Great House of Dawkins - 14 August, 2014 through Present[/spoiler][c][spoiler=Knights of Ainur][center]Knight Initiate
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Patriarch of the Mighty House DawkinsRoyal Chamberlain to King Augustus
Steward[/center]
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of
Andrew Grey-Anumia
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- Former x2 term Minister of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
- NPA Corporal (TNP)
- HA Mentoring Director (TNP)
- x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
- x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
- Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
- x3 Former Curator of the Deshret (Osiris)
- Councilor of the Deshret
- Former Deputy Director of the Assembly (Lazarus)
- Former Minister of War (Balder)
- Former Minister of Integration and Civic Service (Balder)
- Jomskivikings (Balder)
- x1 member of the Storting (Balder)
- x2 Member of the Senat (La France)
- x1 Prime Minister of La France
- x2 Member of Parliament (CoDN)
- Election Commissioner (TNP)
- x1 Minister of Foreign Affairs (CoDN)
- Interim Prime Minister (CoDN)
- Citizen of every GCR except TEP and TRR, Former Citizen of Europeia, Spiritus and CoDN. Citizen of Albion, KBG, UK, BI and Alexandria
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- Jack Dawkins
- Posts: 218
- Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:00 am
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House
Jack 'The Artful Dodger' Dawkins
Patriarch of the Mighty House Dawkins
Royal Chamberlain to King Augustus
Steward[/center]
[spoiler=Previous Positions in Ainur][b][i][color=#ee4a2d]Minister Without Portfolio[/color][/i][/b] under Steward Emrys Mercer - 11 August, 2014 through 15 September, 2014
[b][i][color=#ee4a2d]First Minister[/color][/i][/b] under Steward Charlie Sheen - 19 September, 2014 through 1 November, 2014
[b][i][color=#80a0ff]Senator[/color][/i][/b] - 5 October, 2014 through 1 November, 2014
[b][i][color=#5a70b3]Speaker of the Senate[/color][/i][/b] - 9 October, 2014 through 1 November, 2014
[b][i][color=#ee4a2d]Minister of Foreign Affairs[/color][/i][/b] under Steward Caligula SanArkus - 3 November, 2014 through 15 December, 2014[/spoiler][c][spoiler=Current Positions in Ainur][b][i][color=#87305b]Royal Chamberlain[/color][/i][/b] to King Augustus - 1 November, 2014 through Present
[i][b][color=#ee4a2d]Steward[/color][/b][/i] - 15 December. 2014 through Present
[i][b][color=#fb8a00]Patriarch[/color][/b][/i] of the Great House of Dawkins - 14 August, 2014 through Present[/spoiler][c][spoiler=Knights of Ainur][center]Knight Initiate
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Patriarch of the Mighty House DawkinsRoyal Chamberlain to King Augustus
Steward[/center]
- Theoden Sebastian
- Posts: 836
- Joined: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:00 am
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy
Former Chief Elder of the Pschent and Former Councilor of Osiris
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His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Konig of the Kingdom of Prussia
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy was way too
Andrew Grey-Anumia
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- Former x2 term Minister of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
- NPA Corporal (TNP)
- HA Mentoring Director (TNP)
- x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
- x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
- Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
- x3 Former Curator of the Deshret (Osiris)
- Councilor of the Deshret
- Former Deputy Director of the Assembly (Lazarus)
- Former Minister of War (Balder)
- Former Minister of Integration and Civic Service (Balder)
- Jomskivikings (Balder)
- x1 member of the Storting (Balder)
- x2 Member of the Senat (La France)
- x1 Prime Minister of La France
- x2 Member of Parliament (CoDN)
- Election Commissioner (TNP)
- x1 Minister of Foreign Affairs (CoDN)
- Interim Prime Minister (CoDN)
- Citizen of every GCR except TEP and TRR, Former Citizen of Europeia, Spiritus and CoDN. Citizen of Albion, KBG, UK, BI and Alexandria
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Sector ZYX
- Posts: 184
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- Location: Kentucky
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy was way too thick and creamy
Ainur Military Activity Squire
Dancing Sharks, The Caucasus, Warzone Australia, Gielinor, The Banana Republic, Caliba, Rome, Portugal, ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha, The Land of Amani, Region Inc, Frozen Pacific
[spoiler=Former Game Positions]
[color=#5a70b3] President of Grand Central, Grand Ambassador of Grand Central, Corporal of The Grand Army[/color]
[color=#fb8a00]Vice Chancellor of The Kodiak Republic, Private of The Kodiak Militia[/color]
[color=#fff]1st Lieutenant of Unknown, Senator of Unknown, Deputy Minister of Community of Unknown[/color]
[color=#ee4a2d]Sergeant of New Folsom, Minister of Recruitment of New Folsom[/color]
[color=#090] Senator/Speaker of Ainur, Attorney General of Ainur, Minister of Ainur[/color]
[/spoiler][c][spoiler=Current Game Positions][color=#090]Squire in the Knights of Ainur, Member of The Assembly
[/color][/spoiler][c][spoiler=Ainurian Merits][color=#80a0ff]Best Newcomer :: 2nd Annual Ainur Day Awards [/color]
[color=yellow]Distinguished Service Medal in Bronze[/color]
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[quote=Fleet Admiral William Halsey Potato]
[big][big][big][color=#fe0]And there you fucking go again! You know damn well that those fucking "Hey Halsey" posts of yours annoy and bug me and you've also been told to fucking stop! [/color]
[color=#ee4a2d]I would like to request Michael SanArkus be temporarily banned or at least have something done for his blatant disregard of being told to knock of those fucking "Hey Halsey" posts that he does only to annoy me. I would try to sue him or something but being deliberately annoyed isn't covered by any of the two methods of suing someone. The civil suit option however seems like it would've in this case. [/color]
[color=orange]Someone throw Mike out of the damn bar NOW![/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote]
[quote=Ashton Mercer]
[big][big][big][color=blue]I actually never realized that until now. I never thought I would say this, but I want Saddam back![/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote]
[quote=Augustus Anumia][big][big][big][color=purple]That picture is totally inappropriate. Honestly, he should probably end up before a court for that.
This is an [b]official cessation order[/b] under s. 34(6) of the Criminal Code to Michael SanArkus to cease posting meaningless, disruptive, unduly vexatious posts.[/color]
[color=red]God[/color] [color=white]bless[/color] [color=blue]the[/color] [color=red]U[/color][color=white]S[/color][color=blue]A[/color][color=white]! [/color]
[color=red]Official Warning Under Section 34(6) of the Criminal Code
Michael SanArkus is hereby ordered to cease and desist from spamming. Failure to comply with this order may result in an increased sentence upon conviction for spamming.[/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote]
[quote=Crushita Potato][color=#090][big][big][big]Sigged[/big][/big][/big][/color][/quote]
[quote=Felicity Mercer][color=pink][big][big][big]On your knees, boy.[/big][/big][/big][/color][/quote]
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Dancing Sharks, The Caucasus, Warzone Australia, Gielinor, The Banana Republic, Caliba, Rome, Portugal, ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha, The Land of Amani, Region Inc, Frozen Pacific
Fleet Admiral William Halsey-Potato wrote:Hey Michael. I love you friend.
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy was way too thick and creamy for the Queen.
Andrew Grey-Anumia
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- Former x2 term Minister of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
- NPA Corporal (TNP)
- HA Mentoring Director (TNP)
- x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
- x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
- Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
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3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy was way too thick and creamy for the Queen. King George tried
Ainur Military Activity Squire
Dancing Sharks, The Caucasus, Warzone Australia, Gielinor, The Banana Republic, Caliba, Rome, Portugal, ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha, The Land of Amani, Region Inc, Frozen Pacific
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[color=#5a70b3] President of Grand Central, Grand Ambassador of Grand Central, Corporal of The Grand Army[/color]
[color=#fb8a00]Vice Chancellor of The Kodiak Republic, Private of The Kodiak Militia[/color]
[color=#fff]1st Lieutenant of Unknown, Senator of Unknown, Deputy Minister of Community of Unknown[/color]
[color=#ee4a2d]Sergeant of New Folsom, Minister of Recruitment of New Folsom[/color]
[color=#090] Senator/Speaker of Ainur, Attorney General of Ainur, Minister of Ainur[/color]
[/spoiler][c][spoiler=Current Game Positions][color=#090]Squire in the Knights of Ainur, Member of The Assembly
[/color][/spoiler][c][spoiler=Ainurian Merits][color=#80a0ff]Best Newcomer :: 2nd Annual Ainur Day Awards [/color]
[color=yellow]Distinguished Service Medal in Bronze[/color]
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[spoiler=Quotes]
[quote=Fleet Admiral William Halsey Potato]
[big][big][big][color=#fe0]And there you fucking go again! You know damn well that those fucking "Hey Halsey" posts of yours annoy and bug me and you've also been told to fucking stop! [/color]
[color=#ee4a2d]I would like to request Michael SanArkus be temporarily banned or at least have something done for his blatant disregard of being told to knock of those fucking "Hey Halsey" posts that he does only to annoy me. I would try to sue him or something but being deliberately annoyed isn't covered by any of the two methods of suing someone. The civil suit option however seems like it would've in this case. [/color]
[color=orange]Someone throw Mike out of the damn bar NOW![/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote]
[quote=Ashton Mercer]
[big][big][big][color=blue]I actually never realized that until now. I never thought I would say this, but I want Saddam back![/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote]
[quote=Augustus Anumia][big][big][big][color=purple]That picture is totally inappropriate. Honestly, he should probably end up before a court for that.
This is an [b]official cessation order[/b] under s. 34(6) of the Criminal Code to Michael SanArkus to cease posting meaningless, disruptive, unduly vexatious posts.[/color]
[color=red]God[/color] [color=white]bless[/color] [color=blue]the[/color] [color=red]U[/color][color=white]S[/color][color=blue]A[/color][color=white]! [/color]
[color=red]Official Warning Under Section 34(6) of the Criminal Code
Michael SanArkus is hereby ordered to cease and desist from spamming. Failure to comply with this order may result in an increased sentence upon conviction for spamming.[/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote]
[quote=Crushita Potato][color=#090][big][big][big]Sigged[/big][/big][/big][/color][/quote]
[quote=Felicity Mercer][color=pink][big][big][big]On your knees, boy.[/big][/big][/big][/color][/quote]
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Dancing Sharks, The Caucasus, Warzone Australia, Gielinor, The Banana Republic, Caliba, Rome, Portugal, ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha, The Land of Amani, Region Inc, Frozen Pacific
Fleet Admiral William Halsey-Potato wrote:Hey Michael. I love you friend.