King of the Hill

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 29, 2014 9:10 am

Andrew come back with his army of unsullied and the Excalibur (the sword that kills immortals from Albion) and kills Zeorus. Goes to War Wombat and takes hill

Dead Account · Post by **Dead Account** » Thu May 29, 2014 3:24 pm

I don't care who's king of the hill but I shall forever be Queen of the Hill

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Thu May 29, 2014 4:37 pm

War Wombat realizes that Andrew is trying to acquire the swallowed hill. He runs for his life, crashing into Nox and somehow resurrecting Zeorus in the process, as well as destroying several ill-placed rosebushes and a garden shed. The elves continue to sing, annoying most everyone.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 29, 2014 5:45 pm

Kill Zeorus again with Excalibur and runs after War Wombat

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Fri May 30, 2014 4:12 pm

War Wombat throws Andrew down a convenient hole and pushes Zeorus' body in after him. The singing elves are thrown down the hole by a crowd of angry peasants. They are unaffected and sing even more obnoxiously, much to the chagrin of Andrew and possibly Zeorus' ghost, as well.

Vaculatestar · Post by **Vaculatestar** » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:39 pm

Takes War Wombat out with a Sniper Rifle

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:14 pm

Gives up and watches fight while drinking tea

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:37 pm

War Wombat took the hit in the stomach. He throws up the hill, burying Vac in dirt. He then dives down the hole and joins the elves in their song while bandaging himself. He greets Andrew and Zeorus' ghost in a friendly manner.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:41 pm

O hello ho... how do do

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 3:22 pm

Not so well at the moment, admittedly. You don't happen to have any extra bandages, do you? It would appear that some idiot has shot me. I taught him a lesson though. I wonder how long it will take him to dig himself out from under that.