King of the Hill

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 15, 2014 11:47 am

The fact this is nearly my 300th post it is mine.

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Thu May 15, 2014 9:44 pm

I have a legitimate de jure claim to this hill. See the titles:

Councellor of the Deshret
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Private in the Sekhmet Legion
Envoy to TNP
Envoy to TSP
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service
Resident marsupial
Albion Citizen
Silverpine Resident
Rembrandt Appreciator
Member of the Riksdag of Balder

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Fri May 16, 2014 10:05 am

Sooo what, that doesn't give a right over anyone of us. SPecifically ME. Im the King and thats, that

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Fri May 16, 2014 5:27 pm

My ancestors inhabited this hill all the way back to the time of the dinosaurs!

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Fri May 16, 2014 5:53 pm

I guess that makes you a walking talking fossil. Time to get rid of the old and pave the way for the new. This hill is mine!

Fri May 16, 2014 11:31 pm

My hill, whippersnapper!

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Sat May 17, 2014 6:16 am

My hill.

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Sat May 17, 2014 8:29 am

War Wombat is worried about these claims to his hill, so he establishes a perimeter of anti-personnel mimes (and yes, I do mean mimes.)

Sat May 17, 2014 12:12 pm

Blends with the mimes, and finds his way out of the box and up the hill.

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Sat May 17, 2014 4:43 pm

War Wombat realizes that this defense has failed, and so he builds a man out of barbed wire to distract potential hill-takers by trying to sell them stolen goods.