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Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea.In her will,
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Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea.In her will, she left her
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Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea.In her will, she left her very big and
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Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea.In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to
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  • Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
  • Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
  • NPA Corporal (TNP)
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  • x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
  • x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
  • Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
  • x3 Former Curator of the Deshret (Osiris)
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Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea.In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because
Former Chief Elder of the Pschent and Former Councilor of Osiris
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His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Konig of the Kingdom of Prussia
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder

Past Positions:

Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
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Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea.In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine
Andrew Grey-Anumia
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  • Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
  • Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
  • NPA Corporal (TNP)
  • HA Mentoring Director (TNP)
  • x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
  • x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
  • Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
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Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro
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Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to
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Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends
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  • Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
  • Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
  • NPA Corporal (TNP)
  • HA Mentoring Director (TNP)
  • x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
  • x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
  • Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
  • x3 Former Curator of the Deshret (Osiris)
  • Councilor of the Deshret
  • Former Deputy Director of the Assembly (Lazarus)
  • Former Minister of War (Balder)
  • Former Minister of Integration and Civic Service (Balder)
  • Jomskivikings (Balder)
  • x1 member of the Storting (Balder)
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Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet.
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