Bully Valentines
Hosted by Hasal-Pharaoh Salem & Guardian Res
Anonymously Sent Valentines For Ark :
- I would walk you into the PetSmart just to take you past the treat section and not stop
- Metaverse this, metaverse that, have you ever thought about saving 15% on your car insurance by meeting a woman
- You are indeed akin to a dog. People think you are smart, but in truth, the only rumination you are capable of is eating grass until you throw up, then eating that again.
- I can tell when you're nearby over the internet, ya stinker. Lots of hugs.
For Salem :
- your cat is cute
- "Seriously, even hobos have a set residence (the train), you can't even call a single NS > region as your permanent home. Love ya anyways, you're a great friend."
- If you were a Sims character I'd let the neighbors into your house specifically so they can atop you from getting anything done by talking to you
- Uh this clearly has almond milk, not oat milk. And you spelled the name wrong ffs.
For Koth :
- Neopets is better.
- L+old+your next raid will succeed but you will miss the jump
For Cret :
- Ur face is purple
- The only way we’ll know how you’re doing is through your culture dispatches. No dispatches = bad
- your new years superlative will be "dork"
- There will never be a competitively viable owl Pokémon. Never.
For Lynxi :
- I'd get Bungie to make a Glittery Sock and Crayon weapon but specifically make it so you never roll them on raid rewards.
For Rigel :
- Roses are red, violets are blue, Cayde is still dead, but know that you're cool
For Tethys :
- I hope the next submitted RMB Question of the Day isn't about Oceans
For Skies :
- I hope your next cursed food is just an actual food that you just didn't know about
- I hope your next weird food creation tastes bland
- Folk punk is just an excuse to whine about not wanting to take showers.
For Res :
- Star Wars is mid and winning fantasy football doesn't change that
- I'll never need the internet, when you are around (TFS Piccolo: NERD!)
- If you’re here for another year you really will crumble back to desert dust (from being elderly and old)
For Draco :
- Dragonian Alliance'? How absurd. Were 'Draconian' and 'Draconic' taken, and you could not bear to add another adjective? Or even just 'The'?
- I hope you lose exactly one dragon scale and can't find it again cuz it fell on the floor and went into the corner where all the dust lives and got instantly covered in dust
For Chair :
- Chairoh? More like! Chair…. Oh
- You are a huge mega nerd
For Ren :
- Your next Star Wars trivia fact will be wrong and you will feel silly
For Altino :
- It's 2024 how tf are you still so French
