Things are a little whack at the moment. They'll let just anyone be pharaoh these days, won't they? Even dogs!
Anyway, I am legally obligated to fill my own viziership while I'm warming this fancy throne, so here goes. Syb is FA Vizier while I'm off pretending to be royalty.
He's a cool fella, might've been pharaoh or something at some point idk. Maybe has an incredible foreign affairs track record or something, I'm eating ramen rn, I didn't expect to be pharaoh ok?
So yeah, there you have it, I JUST FIRED MYSELF.
Sincerely, Prime Pupper Ark of Doggosiris.









