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Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
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Haha that's great!
Did you know French fries aren't made in France?
They're made in Greece!
Did you know French fries aren't made in France?
They're made in Greece!
Hasal-Pharaoh Mahira Anabelle
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Did you hear the news?
Fed-X and UPS are merging
They're going to go by the name
Fed-Up from now on
Fed-X and UPS are merging
They're going to go by the name
Fed-Up from now on
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels!
Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels!
Hasal-Pharaoh Mahira Anabelle
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Proud daughter of Halo
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Wanna hear a joke about construction?
Well, I'm still working on it.
Well, I'm still working on it.
Hasal-Pharaoh Mahira Anabelle
Child of Osiris
Proud daughter of Halo
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
You check for fresh prince (or prints)
You check for fresh prince (or prints)
Hasal-Pharaoh Mahira Anabelle
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Proud daughter of Halo
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Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.
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What do you call an alligator that works on Wall Street?
An Invest-i-gator!
An Invest-i-gator!
Hasal-Pharaoh Mahira Anabelle
Child of Osiris
Proud daughter of Halo
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Guardian of Osiris
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Scale of Ma'at
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the toilet?
Because the P is silent.
Because the P is silent.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Hasal-Pharaoh Mahira Anabelle
Child of Osiris
Proud daughter of Halo
Spoiler
Former Positions
Pharaoh of Osiris
Vizier of Community Affairs
Guardian of Osiris
Priestess of Osiris
Honors
Scale of Ma'at