The Dad Joke Collection

Anabelle · Post by **Anabelle** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:33 am

Hey all!

I love dad jokes, so I thought I'd share my collection with ya'll. Feel free to add ones you've found or you can just share your favorite jokes. They don't necessarily have to be dad jokes, those are just the best ones.

Here we go!

What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill!

What's a planets favorite music?

Nep-tunes!

Go forth and bring me dad jokes!

Anabelle · Post by **Anabelle** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:17 pm

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able

Sygian · Post by **Sygian** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 4:24 pm

I was going to apply for a job at a bank, but then I lost interest.

Anabelle · Post by **Anabelle** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:50 am

Haha, that's a good one.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was upstanding in his field.

JRJR_SLAYER · Post by **JRJR_SLAYER** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:36 pm

What do you call a cloud with legs?

A sheep.

Post by **Altino** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:39 pm

What is Forrest Gump's email password?

1forrest1

JRJR_SLAYER · Post by **JRJR_SLAYER** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:42 pm

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

(this one is best when spoken

)

PowerPAOK · Post by **PowerPAOK** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:27 am

Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

Because he was on a roll.

Anabelle · Post by **Anabelle** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:52 pm

These are great!

What is a Leprechauns favorite music?

shamROCK and roll

Post by **Altino** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:36 pm

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!