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You have the failure to clean whatever the hell Ady is.

I put in cialis (because I'm a doctor)
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*Drives Dr_Pelican to the Doctor after 4 hours*

I put in a handgun with one bullet
Bucket full of blood, gotcha on my mind
I'm gonna break my face on the sweet sunshine
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*Drives the doctor that treated Dr_PelIcaN to the doctor*

I put in the fitnessgram pacer test.
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Eyes on all of the characters on the machine glow red. They chant, "The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding"

I put in sunscreen.
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You get a Dyson. Not a Sphere, just a vacuum cleaner.

I put in milk.
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