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VOL. I..... NO. 1...............................................OSIRIS, SATURDAY, MARCH 11, 2016 ......................................................$N 2.50


Jamil Federationsian Boy Meets Cash After Being Bullied



THEBES - A little boy from Queenstown met with Johnny Cash and Dr_PelIcaN during the weekend, after Queen Brunhildean exchange students made fun of him and said that, he needed therapy.



Myasnik O'Sygian,8, wrote a "sadistic" story for his English class at The Abdi-Ili Academy in PelIcaNarIa Square.
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O'Sygian showed the story to a bunch of his friends, and they thought he was mental. After a group of Exchange Students from Queen Brunhilde read the story, they started taunting and hurting the boy. Even Donald Trump commented about the poor boy.[/font][/color]


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The tweet made Myasnik a wreck, he even planned to make a bomb to attack the students who have been bullying him.
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Two days after Trump posted the tweet, Johnny Cash (Osiris' Hero) took to Twitter on this issue.

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Three weeks after Cash posted the tweet, O'Sygian met with Johnny Cash and Dr_PelIcaN in Thebes. Problem was Dr_PelIcaN got shoved into a luggage compartment.




Myasnik's "Sadistic" Story - http://pastebin.com/eG09Ff2z





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This is some top notch story writing. 10/10 xD

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wat


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Ye 19/10
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LOL!
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applauds!
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