Magic Vending Machine

[Cormac]

You insert something into the magic vending machine, and the next poster tells you what you get. Then that person inserts something into the vending machine, and so on.

I'll start: I insert 300 Canadian dollars.

[Cain]

You get: 10 jugs of maple syrup imported from Mexico.

I put 50 American cents into the vending machine.

[Adytus]

You get 50 cents back. Everything cost a $1.

I put in a wolf

[Cormac]

You get back rabbit stew (you have to think about this one).

I insert a banana.

[Adytus]

You get a monkey.

I put in Cormac

[Fedele]

You get a flourishing democracy destroyed.

I insert TITO's collective hopes and dreams.

[Cormac]

You get Lone Wolves United eating them for dinner.

I insert Syberis.

[Adytus]

You get the archive of the legislator.

I put in Ahe

[Cormac]

You get spam.

I insert sleep.

[Adytus]

You get morning

I insert a bug