Osiris Fraternal Order

Yanked from the Equilism forum because I have no shame. Or pants. The rules are simple and hilarious:

1. Pick a profound quote from a song lyric, movie line, history, etc.
2. Replace one or more nouns with the word "pants."
3. Hilarity ensues.

For example:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Pants, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Pants." - United States Declaration of Independence

"By the power of pants, I, while living, have conquered the universe." - Das Erotische in Goethes Faust und die Tantriks

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my pants."

"I am become pants, the destroyer of worlds."

"And so, my fellow Americans: Ask not what your pants can do for you -- ask what you can do for your pants." - John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address

"Ceci n'est pas un pants"

Jack White wrote:Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:54 am"Ceci n'est pas un pants"

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To be or not to be, that is the pants.

"I love the smell of pants in the morning!"

How dare you steal from the hallowed Equilism forums.

"The best thing you can do for your fellow, next to rousing his pants, is — not to give him things to think about, but to wake things up that are in him; or say, to make him think things for himself." ~ George MacDonald

"Ask not what your pants can do for you, ask what you can do for your pants." - JFK

"No man is great enough or wise enough for any of us to surrender our destiny to. The only way in which anyone can lead us is to restore to us the belief in our own pants."- Henry Miller