Osiris Fraternal Order

Our beloved Pharaoh Hazel-Malphe, has reigned over our region for one whole year now - longer than any other Pharaoh has had the good fortune to. We as a region have thrived under Hazel's guidance; our community has grown, our culture enriched, and our regional pride boldened. Having a competent and intelligent leader like Hazel has made Osiris even stronger than ever before! For all her sacrifices in leading our region, we, the loyal subjects of Her Majesty, Pharaoh Hazel-Malphe, have put together this cache of offerings to commemorate this special occasion. We hope they please you, and show you how much we appreciate you, dear Hazel!

If anyone would like to add additional offerings for our beloved pharaoh, you are welcomed to include them in this thread!

Hail to our Pharaoh Hazel-Malphe! Hail to the Osiris Fraternal Order!

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From Ren: Congratulations on a year as Pharaoh, hope the reign continues strong!

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From Chair: Rat Moment

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From Saft: Congratulations on your one year reign! It’s been wonderful to get to know you, whether it was by planning an awesome festival together or casual chatting during Sekhmet ops. Here’s to many more days!

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From Maadi: Hazel knows that I think she’s great and I’ve always appreciated how generous she can be with her time and attention on silly NS stuff.

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From Lynxi: Hail the year of the Rat!
Rats by Ghost ( Song )

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From Res:
Year of The Rats - Jerma985 ( Song )

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From Toast: I had no idea you reigned for so long! I don't really know you that well, but I'm glad to be in Osiris when the pharaoh is about to break the record for the longest reign! It's really late when I wrote this, so here's a generic rat.

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From Ark:

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From Ben: Ben's all Time favorite Malphe quotes!

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From Nota:

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From Durm: Endorse the Pha

Live long and prosper! Hazel! Hazel! Hazel!

*hamster runs around the room, roaring*

sing along to the tune of UB40's "Rat in mi Kitchen"

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Woah, woah, Pharoah
Woah, woah, Pharoah

There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
I'll endorse that rat, that's what I'm gonna do
I'll endorse that rat

Woah, woah, Pharoah
Woah, woah, Pharoah

Well it's been a year
That you've been ruling here
When you picked up from Pharoah Skies
When you took the throne
You changed up the tone
And you gave us flat Horus eyes

There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
I'll endorse that rat, that's what I'm gonna do
I'll endorse that rat

Woah, woah, Pharoah
Woah, woah, Pharoah

There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
I'll endorse that rat, that's what I'm gonna do
I'll endorse that rat

You changed up the vibes
When you assigned new scribes
And recorded the historical
You are the big cheese
And still write recipes
In the Osiris Oracle

There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
I'll endorse that rat, that's what I'm gonna do
I'll endorse that rat

Woah, woah, Pharoah
Woah, woah, Pharoah

There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
I'll endorse that rat, that's what I'm gonna do
I'll endorse that rat

This 'raternal order
Looked beyond the border
And out on the desert sands
When the Sekhmet Legion
Took out other regions
We saw the desert expand

There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
I'll endorse that rat, that's what I'm gonna do
I'll endorse that rat

Woah, woah, Pharoah
Woah, woah, Pharoah

There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
I'll endorse that rat, that's what I'm gonna do
I'll endorse that rat

There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
There's a rat in Osiris, what am I gonna do
I'll endorse that rat, that's what I'm gonna do
I'll endorse that rat

Huzzah!

I offer the souls of the two giant rat monsters I killed in Wild Hearts today, which can serve as living flower arrangements (if resurrected).