Osiris Fraternal Order

Hear Ye oh Hear Ye,

My name is Wymondham and I been bestowed the Golden Apple. What will you offer me to gain it?

(Note: I suggest you read this to see where the idea comes from, please keep it PG)

I offer you my and my families souls once we die.

I offer you a spring of pure water with healing properties.

I offer you dominion over all the Dragons in Osiris. They are proud and independent but will bend the knee to your will. I also offer Tethys's legs.

I offer you my army of Mudkipz and their skilled Breeder. Although small and cute on the outside, they have the powerful might to crush boulders much larger than themselves.

I offer you an adorable kitten gif, and also a lot of rain.

I offer some cake. Hummingbird cake. No hummingbirds were harmed in the making of this cake o.o