Valentine's Day #BullyCulture Style

[Lynxi]

Love is for the weak. It gives you all these delicate, butterfly feelings and exposes you to the dangers of being vulnerable with people. Those dangers are gross, embarrassing, and the lead cause of My Chemical Romance tattoos.

Don't get an MCR tattoo.

Instead, join Osiris in telling each other to heck off! Tell them you don't need their dumb colored cards and cheap candy! Look them in the eyes and say, "Go break your own heart, Annie who used to work at the gas station and ghosted me for our last two da-"

Erm... Ignore that last part.

In the spirit of not loving anyone, we're going to do Valentine's Day our own way. What is our own way, you ask? Well, first thanks for setting me up like that you're the best, and second IT'S FRIKKIN #BULLYCULTURE! We're going to be linking a google form down below for you to send, anonymously, an insult to another citizen. There are some caveats about this:

1. Don't make it too mean. The idea isn't to kick start someone's depression, it's to snark at them in a loving, bullyish manner. You have to follow Osiris' laws for appropriate behavior, and anything breaking said laws will be reported to Altino and Koth. They also, obviously, won't be sent to the person you intended them for.

2. We're going to send them anonymously, but the form will ask for your name so we know who you are behind the scenes. If you answer this with a fake name your insult won't be sent.

3. You can send as many as you like to as many citizens as you like, but please make it neat and readable!

I'm hoping you guys can handle this opportunity to really raise #BullyCulture to the next level and you have a fun day hating love! The insults will be sent out on valentine's day so you have a week to get at it! </3

Here's the link:

https://goo.gl/forms/yJ755hCvfct3jC9G2