Zdratsvutsya! From Causaca with love!
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:17 am
Hey there, you reading my post. This is Chairman Volkov of the UWFN, or, the Union of War-Forged Nations. I'm a truck driver in the US, which means I get paid to drive trucks. I'd use a lot more colorful language here, but, who knows what child I could corrupt with that? I've learned so many new ways to use curses while on the road, even you good folk would be asking "What in tarnation did he just say?" Anyways, I got bored, used to play some time ago, about 4 years back I believe, on my glorious little communist state. I thought my country was gone and started off again, then found a thread that said I could bring a country back with the ease of a necromancer with the necronomicon. So, again, I returned to the Union to become the glorious leader they needed. They put me in Osiris, and, originally, I had fully intended to skip out on the, as I knew it, graveyard region. Then I got like three messages from Josh and though, "Well heck, it cant get more perfect than an authoritarian, totalitarian comeback like I'm spreading my communist phoenix wings and taking flight over the field of reeds" so, I called up you guys and here we are. I'm just some bored dude looking for crap to do when I'm on the road, and that lead me to you guys. May Amun guide you, and Sekhmet guide your blade.