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The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:33 am
by Anabelle
Hey all!
I love dad jokes, so I thought I'd share my collection with ya'll. Feel free to add ones you've found or you can just share your favorite jokes. They don't necessarily have to be dad jokes, those are just the best ones.
Here we go!
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
What's a planets favorite music?
Nep-tunes!
Go forth and bring me dad jokes!
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:17 pm
by Anabelle
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 4:24 pm
by Sygian
I was going to apply for a job at a bank, but then I lost interest.
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:50 am
by Anabelle
Haha, that's a good one.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was upstanding in his field.
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:36 pm
by JRJR_SLAYER
What do you call a cloud with legs?
A sheep.
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:39 pm
by Altino
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:42 pm
by JRJR_SLAYER
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh
(this one is best when spoken
)
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:27 am
by PowerPAOK
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
Because he was on a roll.
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:52 pm
by Anabelle
These are great!
What is a Leprechauns favorite music?
shamROCK and roll
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:36 pm
by Altino
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!