Osiris Fraternal Order

Posted: **Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:52 pm**

I wish I had more time!

Posted: **Sun Oct 23, 2016 1:00 pm**

Granted, but the more time you wish for, the quicker you die.

I wish I was delegate of a feeder

Posted: **Sun Oct 23, 2016 4:37 pm**

Granted but the pressure consumes you.

I wish I had a gift card for Zara.

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:15 am**

Granted but Zara goes out of business before you can use it.

I wish I had some food.

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:33 am**

Granted but it's rotten.

I wish I had 20, 000 posts on the Osiris forum.

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:23 am**

Granted but it's all spam so you've been banned.

I wish I was the most beautiful princess in the land

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:20 pm**

Granted but you smell like turnips.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:22 am**

Granted, but they're waaaay to big.

I wish I had the fastest internet ever

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:06 pm**

Granted but it cost gazillions of dollars.

I wish I had free Netflix for life.

Posted: **Sat Oct 29, 2016 6:21 pm**

Granted but all of the good movies and shows are removed

I wish I owned a planet

Corrupt a Wish