Rescinded
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:17 pm
I have chosen to rescind my candidacy. As the original campaign was intended to be humorous, I have left it below.
Spoiler
Many will present to you platforms of length and hidden messages. I have decided to take a more direct approach. I will destroy Osiris.
Destroy Osiris? As in, the way the Temple of Baalshamin was destroyed?
That is almost, but not quite, entirely not what I will be doing. I want to destroy Osiris as you know it. Will I actually crash the region and eject everyone with an endorsement? Probably not. Will I do away with the silly Egyptian vibe, though? Kind of.
Osiris's focus on Ancient Egypt has caused too much of a reliance on the old. I want Osiris to follow the mimesis of a contemporary Egypt. A strong, military state, governed by Islamic law.
I had a discussion on the Skype recently about the nature of Osiran law. The fact is, it has a number of inherent flaws, perhaps the most evident being that it doesn't come directly from God.
I will abolish literally everything, rebuilding it in line with an Iranian style revolution. Some of my colleagues on the other side of the aisle may tell you a Saudi-style monarchy is preferable, or that ISIL-type caliphates are the way to go. These people are heretics.
Should I be the next Pharaoh? I won't tell you — but what I will tell you is that you can find out for yourself. Through fasting, prayer, and in-depth study of scripture, you can know the truth of all things.
Vienna Eliot – better than your worst option
Destroy Osiris? As in, the way the Temple of Baalshamin was destroyed?
That is almost, but not quite, entirely not what I will be doing. I want to destroy Osiris as you know it. Will I actually crash the region and eject everyone with an endorsement? Probably not. Will I do away with the silly Egyptian vibe, though? Kind of.
Osiris's focus on Ancient Egypt has caused too much of a reliance on the old. I want Osiris to follow the mimesis of a contemporary Egypt. A strong, military state, governed by Islamic law.
I had a discussion on the Skype recently about the nature of Osiran law. The fact is, it has a number of inherent flaws, perhaps the most evident being that it doesn't come directly from God.
I will abolish literally everything, rebuilding it in line with an Iranian style revolution. Some of my colleagues on the other side of the aisle may tell you a Saudi-style monarchy is preferable, or that ISIL-type caliphates are the way to go. These people are heretics.
Should I be the next Pharaoh? I won't tell you — but what I will tell you is that you can find out for yourself. Through fasting, prayer, and in-depth study of scripture, you can know the truth of all things.
Vienna Eliot – better than your worst option