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Bad translation

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:19 pm
by War Wombat
This game is simple. Just use this site:

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

to badly translate stuff.

For example, "War wombat is so cool"

43 translations later, becomes "Very well, thank you for the war. "

Bad translation

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:08 pm
by Tim Stark
"Proud to be an American"

becomes:

"I'm not proud to say that I live in Sweden"


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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:21 pm
by Koth
Original text:

"Absolutely nothing of value was lost"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"No one deserved to die."

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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:26 pm
by Zaolat
"Koth fists Zao"

to

"Koth hands of HELL"

43 normal version:

Original text:

"Koth fists Zao"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Koth is in prison."

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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 11:16 pm
by Koth
My fisting is perfectly consensual!

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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:27 am
by Kyorgia
Did not know what to translate so i googled prayer :P

Original:
"We praise you, O God, for forming Mary to be mother of your Son."

43 translates:
"Because faith in God,son of Mary, mother to thank you."

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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:12 pm
by Revall
Original: Blast this contraption all to hell

Translation: Find the explosion.

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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:11 pm
by War Wombat
Original: Let's fight (them's fighting words)

Translation: "Facial wrinkles(wrinkles words) "

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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:17 am
by Tim Stark
Original: Peter Piper picked a patch of pickled peppers

BT: Pepper, Peter.

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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 9:31 am
by Impossible Girl
Original text:

"One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot killed the two dead boys. "

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Clear night, two dead boys was a fight, because it shows the sword and killed each other, the police heard you killed two death. "