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_______ is NES's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:54 pm
by Durkadurkiranistan II
A twist on the old TNP classic 'ADN's fault'. List stuff in this thread that are NES's fault, since this seems to be in vogue around some quarters.

I'll start.

The Eurozone economic stagnation is NES's fault.

Global warming is NES's fault.

Just stained my shirt eating spaghetti... NES's fault.

_______ is NES's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:56 pm
by Durkadurkiranistan II
The Lazarus war was NES's fault even though Cormac planned and executed it himself.

Also, NES forced Cormac to close relations over the Sovereignty conference while he was also inventing the AIDS virus back in the 80's.

_______ is NES's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:13 pm
by Ike
The English Civil War was NES's fault. Should be calling him North East Cromwell.

_______ is NES's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:13 pm
by Lord Ravenclaw
I just spat my tea at the screen reading this... it's NES's fault.

_______ is NES's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:23 pm
by Xoriet Montresor
[fault=NES]One of my cats is feeling under the weather today, and I'm not happy about it.[/fault]

_______ is NES's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:40 pm
by Dead Account
My fish died and it's all NES's fault

_______ is NES's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:04 pm
by Ridersyl
I can't come up with a joke for this thread. Must be NES's fault.

_______ is NES's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:52 pm
by Avakael
The last time I tried to use a public toilet, there was shit all over the walls. I wonder who did that. :|

_______ is NES's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:19 pm
by War Wombat
Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. NES's fault

_______ is NES's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:22 pm
by Dead Account
Cormac isn't my brother anymore, and it's all (actually) NES's fault