Osiris Fraternal Order

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Issue I
Cormac Stark elected Pharaoh of Osiris Cormac Stark, Former Vizier of Osiris, Co-Founder of the OFO, and general flip-flopper was today declared Pharaoh of Osiris after a landslide victory, in which the only people that didn’t vote for Cormac were the ones who abstained from voting entirely. Cormac ran on a platform involving reorganising the Hedjet (cabinet), the creation of a newspaper entitled “The Osiris Oracle”, and Osiris becoming more active on the WA stage as a significant force for National Soverignty.

Cormac has already announced his Hedjet, which has caused no major controversy, however many people have doubts about the selection of Treize Dreizehn (The Dourian Embassy) as Vizier, for obvious reasons. I personally have no major problems with any of Cormac’s ideas, however I lean towards International Federalism myself, so obviously there will be some ideological clashes there. I wish Cormac all the best as Pharaoh.
Lone Wolves United Forum Destroyed The forums of the infamous raider region Lone Wolves United was recently destroyed by the second highest-ranking member of the organisation, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. The reasons behind the attack remain to be seen. Venico (of Brotherhood of Malice, Asgard, and Osiris fame) has released a log hinting towards a co-conspirator to the attacks, which can be viewed here.

We here at the Applebanian post unequivocally condemn any acts of forum destruction and offer our deepest condolences towards Evil Wolf and the rest of Lone Wolves United.
Republic Alliance destroyed by Founder The Republic Alliance, a growing and developing region formerly home to many nations has been destroyed by its own founder. The founder has deleted his own posts, ejected all nations other than himself and another nation, altered the WFE to say “It was fun well it lasted but this game as just gone down hill!” (sic), suppressed every post on the RMB, closed all the embassies, and passworded the region. More information shall surface shortly.

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Riftend DEATed



The flag flies no more. Riftend, founder of the more than 300-nation strong Coalition of Freedom, an up-and-coming UCR, has been deleted by Nationstates Moderation. Circumstances around the deletion remain unclear, though some have speculated that his deletion had something to do with his controversial recruitment tactics in telegramming every WA nation in the game once every month using TG stamps.

The populace of the Coalition of Freedom, from a glance at the typically fast-moving RMB, seem to be slightly worried about this incident, because, well, it's a founder CTE, however the reaction seems to be more of one of confusion.. Nephmir, founder of the infamous Eternal Knights, can be seen urging people to keep calm. I, for one, personally feel that at least someone is going to go for it, just for the glory of dethroning a 60-endorsement delegate. They'll probably fail, but they almost certainly will try.

AMMENDUM: Sicarian recruiters sent a mass recruitment telegram to every nation in the Coalition of Freedom, and Nephmir has retaliated with a mass telegram of his own, as the regions involved enter a recruitment bombing war. Nephmir has issued a statement saying that he and Riftend had plans for this eventuality, and will declare Martial Law and assume control of the region if Riftend isn't heard from in 8 hours. Meanwhile, Republic of South Carolina, current WA delegate of the Coalition of Freedom, has declared himself Prophet (leader) of the Coalition of Freedom in Riftend's absence.

(Evidence: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic ... #p21170659)

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Jakker returns, Canada invaded

Holy shit... SEVENTY-THREE? A massive coalition of raider, imperialist, and independent regions (UIAF, TBH, TWP, TBR, ISRA, Europeia, Sicarius and Ceseris) has invaded Canada. This invasion marks the return of Jakker, a notorious raider operating with The Black Hawks who has been condemned by the security council, and was involved in invasions of even larger scale than this one (Capitalist Paradise). The UIAF has already stated that they are not looking to purge and refound the region, and it's not like they could, anyway, because of all the high-influence natives there. However, they have stated that they don't believe that Canada is neutral in terms of military alignment, citing their relations with Texas, Wysteria, and 10000 Islands. I personally think that that's bollocks. Just because you have friends on one side of the Raider/Defender divide, doesn't make you a Raider/Defender, otherwise I'd be a raider. And I'm not, for those who don't know.

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