The Chronic, Edition II---News of Ainur

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I dont think that Sector ZYX guy ate a live chicken, my man!
Ainur Military Activity Squire
Dancing Sharks, The Caucasus, Warzone Australia, Gielinor, The Banana Republic, Caliba, Rome, Portugal, ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha, The Land of Amani, Region Inc, Frozen Pacific
[spoiler=Former Game Positions] [color=#5a70b3] President of Grand Central, Grand Ambassador of Grand Central, Corporal of The Grand Army[/color] [color=#fb8a00]Vice Chancellor of The Kodiak Republic, Private of The Kodiak Militia[/color] [color=#fff]1st Lieutenant of Unknown, Senator of Unknown, Deputy Minister of Community of Unknown[/color] [color=#ee4a2d]Sergeant of New Folsom, Minister of Recruitment of New Folsom[/color] [color=#090] Senator/Speaker of Ainur, Attorney General of Ainur, Minister of Ainur[/color] [/spoiler][c][spoiler=Current Game Positions][color=#090]Squire in the Knights of Ainur, Member of The Assembly [/color][/spoiler][c][spoiler=Ainurian Merits][color=#80a0ff]Best Newcomer :: 2nd Annual Ainur Day Awards [/color] [color=yellow]Distinguished Service Medal in Bronze[/color] [img]http://i.imgur.com/8IhKYEn.png[/img][img]http://z5.ifrm.com/30435/29/0/p1226284/2.png[/img] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes] [quote=Fleet Admiral William Halsey Potato] [big][big][big][color=#fe0]And there you fucking go again! You know damn well that those fucking "Hey Halsey" posts of yours annoy and bug me and you've also been told to fucking stop! [/color] [color=#ee4a2d]I would like to request Michael SanArkus be temporarily banned or at least have something done for his blatant disregard of being told to knock of those fucking "Hey Halsey" posts that he does only to annoy me. I would try to sue him or something but being deliberately annoyed isn't covered by any of the two methods of suing someone. The civil suit option however seems like it would've in this case. [/color] [color=orange]Someone throw Mike out of the damn bar NOW![/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote] [quote=Ashton Mercer] [big][big][big][color=blue]I actually never realized that until now. I never thought I would say this, but I want Saddam back![/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote] [quote=Augustus Anumia][big][big][big][color=purple]That picture is totally inappropriate. Honestly, he should probably end up before a court for that. This is an [b]official cessation order[/b] under s. 34(6) of the Criminal Code to Michael SanArkus to cease posting meaningless, disruptive, unduly vexatious posts.[/color] [color=red]God[/color] [color=white]bless[/color] [color=blue]the[/color] [color=red]U[/color][color=white]S[/color][color=blue]A[/color][color=white]! [/color] [color=red]Official Warning Under Section 34(6) of the Criminal Code Michael SanArkus is hereby ordered to cease and desist from spamming. Failure to comply with this order may result in an increased sentence upon conviction for spamming.[/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote] [quote=Crushita Potato][color=#090][big][big][big]Sigged[/big][/big][/big][/color][/quote] [quote=Felicity Mercer][color=pink][big][big][big]On your knees, boy.[/big][/big][/big][/color][/quote] [/spoiler]

Fleet Admiral William Halsey-Potato wrote:Hey Michael. I love you friend.
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No, it most certainly did happen.
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I dont know, Id think Id have seen it happen since we know each other so well
Ainur Military Activity Squire
Dancing Sharks, The Caucasus, Warzone Australia, Gielinor, The Banana Republic, Caliba, Rome, Portugal, ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha, The Land of Amani, Region Inc, Frozen Pacific
[spoiler=Former Game Positions] [color=#5a70b3] President of Grand Central, Grand Ambassador of Grand Central, Corporal of The Grand Army[/color] [color=#fb8a00]Vice Chancellor of The Kodiak Republic, Private of The Kodiak Militia[/color] [color=#fff]1st Lieutenant of Unknown, Senator of Unknown, Deputy Minister of Community of Unknown[/color] [color=#ee4a2d]Sergeant of New Folsom, Minister of Recruitment of New Folsom[/color] [color=#090] Senator/Speaker of Ainur, Attorney General of Ainur, Minister of Ainur[/color] [/spoiler][c][spoiler=Current Game Positions][color=#090]Squire in the Knights of Ainur, Member of The Assembly [/color][/spoiler][c][spoiler=Ainurian Merits][color=#80a0ff]Best Newcomer :: 2nd Annual Ainur Day Awards [/color] [color=yellow]Distinguished Service Medal in Bronze[/color] [img]http://i.imgur.com/8IhKYEn.png[/img][img]http://z5.ifrm.com/30435/29/0/p1226284/2.png[/img] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes] [quote=Fleet Admiral William Halsey Potato] [big][big][big][color=#fe0]And there you fucking go again! You know damn well that those fucking "Hey Halsey" posts of yours annoy and bug me and you've also been told to fucking stop! [/color] [color=#ee4a2d]I would like to request Michael SanArkus be temporarily banned or at least have something done for his blatant disregard of being told to knock of those fucking "Hey Halsey" posts that he does only to annoy me. I would try to sue him or something but being deliberately annoyed isn't covered by any of the two methods of suing someone. The civil suit option however seems like it would've in this case. [/color] [color=orange]Someone throw Mike out of the damn bar NOW![/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote] [quote=Ashton Mercer] [big][big][big][color=blue]I actually never realized that until now. I never thought I would say this, but I want Saddam back![/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote] [quote=Augustus Anumia][big][big][big][color=purple]That picture is totally inappropriate. Honestly, he should probably end up before a court for that. This is an [b]official cessation order[/b] under s. 34(6) of the Criminal Code to Michael SanArkus to cease posting meaningless, disruptive, unduly vexatious posts.[/color] [color=red]God[/color] [color=white]bless[/color] [color=blue]the[/color] [color=red]U[/color][color=white]S[/color][color=blue]A[/color][color=white]! [/color] [color=red]Official Warning Under Section 34(6) of the Criminal Code Michael SanArkus is hereby ordered to cease and desist from spamming. Failure to comply with this order may result in an increased sentence upon conviction for spamming.[/color][/big][/big][/big][/quote] [quote=Crushita Potato][color=#090][big][big][big]Sigged[/big][/big][/big][/color][/quote] [quote=Felicity Mercer][color=pink][big][big][big]On your knees, boy.[/big][/big][/big][/color][/quote] [/spoiler]

Fleet Admiral William Halsey-Potato wrote:Hey Michael. I love you friend.
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