June 2014 Update
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:24 pm
The Sacred Order Of The West Pacific Imperium Foreign Affairs Ministry Update
June 2014 Edition
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Government Of The West Pacific Imperium
The Grand Inquisitor Delegate: Westwind of All Good People | Endorsements: 237
Non-World Assembly Delegate: TAO the Watcher
Guardians
Note: The Guardians are appointed by the delegate, and they serve at his leisure to protect the region and the delegacy from internal and external threats to the security of the region.
The Cardinal Guardian Of The Eternal Dungeons: Yy4u
The Cardinal Guardian Of Chocolate Righteousness: Darkesia
The Cardinal Guardian Protector of The West: Wickedly evil people
The Cardinal Guardian Of The Most Evil: Bhang Bhang Duc
The Bishop Of The Holy Grand Assembly: simple country
Champion Commander Of The Knights Of The Sacred Order: Archsium
Holy Ministries Of The Sacred Order
World Assembly Affairs: Douria
Foreign Affairs: God-Emperor
Interior Affairs: Vulcan Prime
Honorably Holy Chief Justice Of The Holy Judiciary : Prison Grove
Table Of Contents
Friendship Treaty Between The West Pacific And The New Inquisition
The Treaty Of The Imperium
Anybody Got A Slingshot? - Westwind
Friendship Treaty Between The West Pacific And The New Inquisition and The Treaty Of The Imperium
On 31 May 2014, Delegate Westwind was honored and pleased to sign a friendship treaty with our friends in The New Inquisition, and just over a week later, on 9 June 2014, he was equally pleased to sign a treaty with our friends in The Land Of Kings And Emperors dubbed The Treaty Of The Imperium. The whole region looks forward to two strong relationships that will benefit our respective regions long into the future.
The full text of the Friendship Treaty Between The West Pacific And The New Inquisition can be found here and the full text of The Treaty Of The Imperium can be found here.
Anybody got a Slingshot?
On a peaceful and quiet Major update in June, the populous of The West Pacific woke up to Bhang Bhang Duc in the Delegacy and this message on the WFE:
Behold! Operation Slingshot Revisited!
***This is a test of The West Pacific Guardian System. Had this been an actual emergency, nations deemed a threat to the region would have been removed with extreme prejudice in order to preserve the accumulated Influence of the sitting Delegate. We will return you to our regularly scheduled World Factbook Entry at the next update.***
Thank you.
Signed, The West Pacific Guardians
The Slingshot Maneuver, first used in The West Pacific to temporarily propel Cave Canem into the Delegacy for three days during TAO's term in 2007, has been more recently used to full effect in Osiris. The knowledge of game mechanics to carry out such a maneuver is one of the requirements of service as a Guardian in TWP. All Good People returned to the Delegacy at the next update to make final preparation for the final transition to Bhang Bhang Duc.
However, a funny thing happened on the way to the forum....
Bhang Bhang Duc didn't realize that the region controls are like the Tardis: Small on the outside, bigger on the inside. As he explored the new surroundings he tripped on a sonic screwdriver Westwind had left laying on the floor and pushed the big red BANJECT button in trying to brace himself from falling face first into the floor.
Instead of waking up back in the Delegacy, Westwind first saw that he was not Delegate, and figured BBD had simple gained enough endorsements to hold the Delegacy. Then he noticed he had no endorsements, and was in The Rejected Realms. Confusion ensued....until he realized the Delegate of TRR is Unibot and he wanted out of there fast. Thankfully, BBD had regained control of the Tardis TWP regional controls, and had removed All Good People from the banlist.
All Good People returned to the Delegacy the next major update, to make the final preparations to complete the Delegacy transfer.