NS Quotes
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:40 am
I couldn't find any here, so I'm just going to create one.
For amusing or interesting quotes on IRC.
For amusing or interesting quotes on IRC.
Spoiler
[08:31] * @Mall clubs Guy to death with Abbey
[08:31] <@Abbey> waaat
[08:31] * Zaolat stabs Mall with Abbey
[08:31] <@Abbey> I am not an offensive weapon!
[08:31] <@Guy> could've died in far worse ways
[08:32] <@Mall> kinky
[08:32] * Zaolat tosses Abbey down a well
[08:32] <+Zaolat> No need for apparently non-offensive weapons.
[08:32] * @Mall seals the well
[08:32] <@Abbey> You club someone to death with me, you stab someone with me, then you throw me down a well!
[08:32] <@Abbey>
[08:32] <@Abbey> Meanies!
[08:32] <@Mall> Do you hear a muffled noise from the well Zao?
[08:32] <+Zaolat> Aye
[08:32] <+Zaolat> Sounds like meowing?
[08:32] * @Mall wraps the well cover in soundproofing
[08:32] <@Mall> Yeah that was weird.
[08:33] <@Guy> No "Oh no Guy is dead"
[08:33] <@Guy> or even "Oh no Mall is dead"
[08:33] <+Zaolat> What do we do with Guy's dead body?
[08:33] <@Mall> I was merely stabbed
[08:33] <+Zaolat> Mall was stabbed, he wasn't killed
[08:33] * @Mall opens the well back up
[08:33] * @Mall tosses Guy's corpse down
[08:33] <@Guy> all you are about is being used as an offensive weapon
[08:33] <@Guy> nice abbey
[08:33] * @Mall seals it again
[08:33] <+Zaolat> No begone ghost Guy
[08:33] <@Mall> There we go.
[08:33] <@Abbey> I was used to kill you Guy, how is this anything other than awful!
[08:34] * @Mall puts the soundproofing back on the well
[08:34] <@Mall> There. Now the cat has something to eat.
[08:34] * Zaolat hands Mall & Sev some booze
[08:34] <@Mall> Cheers
[08:34] <+Zaolat> Aye!
[08:35] <+Zaolat> One defender down, one moderate raider locked up to reflect on her choices.
[08:35] <@Mall> There is no room for moderates in Mall's NS.
[08:35] <+Zaolat> Aye, that be true.
[08:36] <@Mall> Let no man claim ignorance as an excuse.
[08:36] <+Zaolat> Mall claims them all in the end.
[08:38] <@Mall> They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them.
[08:38] <+Zaolat> Hear Hear!
[08:38] * Zaolat toasts
[08:31] <@Abbey> waaat
[08:31] * Zaolat stabs Mall with Abbey
[08:31] <@Abbey> I am not an offensive weapon!
[08:31] <@Guy> could've died in far worse ways
[08:32] <@Mall> kinky
[08:32] * Zaolat tosses Abbey down a well
[08:32] <+Zaolat> No need for apparently non-offensive weapons.
[08:32] * @Mall seals the well
[08:32] <@Abbey> You club someone to death with me, you stab someone with me, then you throw me down a well!
[08:32] <@Abbey>
[08:32] <@Abbey> Meanies!
[08:32] <@Mall> Do you hear a muffled noise from the well Zao?
[08:32] <+Zaolat> Aye
[08:32] <+Zaolat> Sounds like meowing?
[08:32] * @Mall wraps the well cover in soundproofing
[08:32] <@Mall> Yeah that was weird.
[08:33] <@Guy> No "Oh no Guy is dead"
[08:33] <@Guy> or even "Oh no Mall is dead"
[08:33] <+Zaolat> What do we do with Guy's dead body?
[08:33] <@Mall> I was merely stabbed
[08:33] <+Zaolat> Mall was stabbed, he wasn't killed
[08:33] * @Mall opens the well back up
[08:33] * @Mall tosses Guy's corpse down
[08:33] <@Guy> all you are about is being used as an offensive weapon
[08:33] <@Guy> nice abbey
[08:33] * @Mall seals it again
[08:33] <+Zaolat> No begone ghost Guy
[08:33] <@Mall> There we go.
[08:33] <@Abbey> I was used to kill you Guy, how is this anything other than awful!
[08:34] * @Mall puts the soundproofing back on the well
[08:34] <@Mall> There. Now the cat has something to eat.
[08:34] * Zaolat hands Mall & Sev some booze
[08:34] <@Mall> Cheers
[08:34] <+Zaolat> Aye!
[08:35] <+Zaolat> One defender down, one moderate raider locked up to reflect on her choices.
[08:35] <@Mall> There is no room for moderates in Mall's NS.
[08:35] <+Zaolat> Aye, that be true.
[08:36] <@Mall> Let no man claim ignorance as an excuse.
[08:36] <+Zaolat> Mall claims them all in the end.
[08:38] <@Mall> They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them.
[08:38] <+Zaolat> Hear Hear!
[08:38] * Zaolat toasts
