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Slavia Freed!

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:54 pm
by unibot

Special Release, February 21 2014
Slavia Freed!
Imperialist refound intercepted

COMMENTARY | UNIBOT



Last night, an imperialist occupation in Slavia ended after forty-eight days – with Slavia’s natives removed from the region, Christopher Bishop banned and ejected his own troops to attempt a “refound” (emptying the region to become the new regional founder). This refound attempt was spotted by the Founderless Regions Alliance’s Dyr Nasad, who entered the region immediately -- preventing a refound and sparking a quick response from defenderdom and the international community.

“We had been watching Slavia every update,” says Dyr Nasad, “They started kicking their guys, so we knew it was on. I moved in right before update - they either weren't expecting it, or just didn't notice it”.

After the refound had been prevented, defenders overwhelmed the region, taking control to block retaliation by UIAF. Defenders came from UDL, LLA, Wintermoot, RRA , Mordor and FRA, of course to support Dyr Nasad.

Natives have been slowly returning to Slavia as the good news is circulated. We spoke with one enthused native, Bolkania on Slavia – asking him if he was excited about the liberation.

“Exciting would be an understatement!” says Bolkania. “For over a month, we have been ethnically cleansed of our region, denied access to our Motherland, indeed it was and really still is a sad sight indeed”.

Bolkania was incredibly grateful for the international support that Slavia has received.

“We extend our utmost gratitude to those who have helped us expel those who wished to cause us pain,” says Bolkania, “and thank God for our preservation and determination of the willingness and seemly patriotic feeling for our region that has pushed us to not give up. We hope we will continue with those who helped to ensure a smooth and quick transition to our homeland”.

Both Frattastan and Karputsk praised the role that “Liberate Slavia” played in this mission.

This victory for the Slavs “wouldn't have been possible without the SC liberation” says Karputsk. While Frattastan added, "It's great to see Slavia freed after so long, and I'm really pleased that the role of Liberation resolutions in successfully protecting native communities has been proven once again".

“Liberate Slava” was the brainchild of Milograd. Although it gathered controversy among invaders for its preventative nature, the resolution was passed, 8,851 to 2,681 and was instrumental in ensuring that defenders could enter Slavia and intercept the attempted refound.

Slavia Freed!

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:59 pm
by Dead Account
Yay, Wintermoot

Slavia Freed!

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:26 pm
by Cormac
I think defenders probably came from Wintreath, rather than Wintermoot, unless Wintermoot is now giving birth to defenders in much the same way that Zeus gave birth to Athena.

Slavia Freed!

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:28 am
by Joshua Bluteisen
Cormac wrote:Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:26 amI think defenders probably came from Wintreath, rather than Wintermoot, unless Wintermoot is now giving birth to defenders in much the same way that Zeus gave birth to Athena.
Wintermoot definitely has that capability. You shouldn't underestimate him. :ninja:

Slavia Freed!

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:27 am
by unibot
It was actually me who was asked to "shit defenders" (verbatim quote). Suffice to say, it was diarrhea.

Slavia Freed!

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:40 am
by Cormac
That is decidedly not my favorite metaphor. :P

Slavia Freed!

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:00 pm
by shetef
However accurate it may be.... :P

Slavia Freed!

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:48 pm
by Lord Ravenclaw
We are all aware of the old adage of Unibot managing to pull defenders out of his arse for updates, however grotesque the imagery may be.

Slavia Freed!

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 9:53 pm
by Theoden Sebastian
What a nice picture!

Slavia Freed!

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:54 am
by shetef
Josh Sebastian wrote:Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:53 amWhat a nice picture!
I know, right? Shame the article's crap.