Osiris Fraternal Order

I. did not. have crash. with that. forum.

I'm not laughing my arse off right now.

Neither am I

Me neither

I'm not posting right now.

^ Taht S'yug eht tsekcis. Ew lla etah mih!

I am singlehandedly responsible for the invention of light speed travel in the Andromeda galaxy, I had it imported to the Milky Way by Oompa Loompas who ate the blueprints on the way here because they couldn't figure out how to get into the food stores aboard their ship. You see I had made the door to the storeroom out of chocolate thinking it would be obvious but clearly I forgot that they hold chocolate in reverence and would rather eat roughage than their deity. I sent Darth Vader in a superfast cruiser to catch up to them and force choke some sense into them this backfired when one of them died accidentally and they sued me for 30 tribillion credits for negligence which brought a swift end to the whole venture since I had to create a doomsday device for the evil doppelganger of Daffy Duck to avoid becoming destitute.

Everything will be okay

There is a score of genetically modified superabbits prowling the halls of Osiris I was supposed to contain them with tranquilizer tipped darts but I was waylaid by a trampling rhinoceros herd stampede. Now I am hoping if I say Accio bunnies loud enough they will come back of their own accord.