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- Lord Ravenclaw
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3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese
Joshua Ravenclaw
5th April 2012 - "The Pharaoh-Emeritus of the Imperial Crown" - The Tenth Pharaoh of Osiris
Former Pharaoh of Osiris, First elected Pharaoh of the Osiris Fraternal Order, Former Advisor to the Pharaoh of Osiris
Former Spokespriest and Priest of the Council of Ma'at, Deputy Grand Hedjeti and Priest of the Hedjet and Guardian of the Atef
Former Vice Delegate, Justice and Chief Justice, Former Sepatarch, Co-Spokesperson of the Sepatarchy
Former Vizier of Foreign Affairs, Scribe of Foreign Affairs, Deputy of Foreign Affairs and Director of the Diplomatic Service
Former Global Moderator and Administrator
5th April 2012 - "The Pharaoh-Emeritus of the Imperial Crown" - The Tenth Pharaoh of Osiris
Former Pharaoh of Osiris, First elected Pharaoh of the Osiris Fraternal Order, Former Advisor to the Pharaoh of Osiris
Former Spokespriest and Priest of the Council of Ma'at, Deputy Grand Hedjeti and Priest of the Hedjet and Guardian of the Atef
Former Vice Delegate, Justice and Chief Justice, Former Sepatarch, Co-Spokesperson of the Sepatarchy
Former Vizier of Foreign Affairs, Scribe of Foreign Affairs, Deputy of Foreign Affairs and Director of the Diplomatic Service
Former Global Moderator and Administrator
- War Wombat
- Posts: 1761
- Joined: Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:00 am
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate
"As a marsupial, you provide the insult"
-TAO

Former Titles:
-TAO

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Former Titles:
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Keeper of the Deshret
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
- Lord Ravenclaw
- Posts: 1442
- Joined: Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:00 am
- Location: The Kingdom of Alexandria
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce
Joshua Ravenclaw
5th April 2012 - "The Pharaoh-Emeritus of the Imperial Crown" - The Tenth Pharaoh of Osiris
Former Pharaoh of Osiris, First elected Pharaoh of the Osiris Fraternal Order, Former Advisor to the Pharaoh of Osiris
Former Spokespriest and Priest of the Council of Ma'at, Deputy Grand Hedjeti and Priest of the Hedjet and Guardian of the Atef
Former Vice Delegate, Justice and Chief Justice, Former Sepatarch, Co-Spokesperson of the Sepatarchy
Former Vizier of Foreign Affairs, Scribe of Foreign Affairs, Deputy of Foreign Affairs and Director of the Diplomatic Service
Former Global Moderator and Administrator
5th April 2012 - "The Pharaoh-Emeritus of the Imperial Crown" - The Tenth Pharaoh of Osiris
Former Pharaoh of Osiris, First elected Pharaoh of the Osiris Fraternal Order, Former Advisor to the Pharaoh of Osiris
Former Spokespriest and Priest of the Council of Ma'at, Deputy Grand Hedjeti and Priest of the Hedjet and Guardian of the Atef
Former Vice Delegate, Justice and Chief Justice, Former Sepatarch, Co-Spokesperson of the Sepatarchy
Former Vizier of Foreign Affairs, Scribe of Foreign Affairs, Deputy of Foreign Affairs and Director of the Diplomatic Service
Former Global Moderator and Administrator
- Theoden Sebastian
- Posts: 836
- Joined: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:00 am
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy
Former Chief Elder of the Pschent and Former Councilor of Osiris
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His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Konig of the Kingdom of Prussia
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared
His Majesty Cormac Skollvaldr
Bru'uh of Osiris - Co-Founder of the Osiris Fraternal Order
Hasal-Pharaoh of Osiris (3x)
Khetemtai in the House of Osiris
"Follow your arrow wherever it points." - Kacey Musgraves, "Follow Your Arrow"
Bru'uh of Osiris - Co-Founder of the Osiris Fraternal Order
Hasal-Pharaoh of Osiris (3x)
Khetemtai in the House of Osiris
"Follow your arrow wherever it points." - Kacey Musgraves, "Follow Your Arrow"
- Theoden Sebastian
- Posts: 836
- Joined: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:00 am
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the
Former Chief Elder of the Pschent and Former Councilor of Osiris
Spoiler
His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Konig of the Kingdom of Prussia
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog
Andrew Grey-Anumia
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- Former x2 term Minister of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
- NPA Corporal (TNP)
- HA Mentoring Director (TNP)
- x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
- x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
- Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
- x3 Former Curator of the Deshret (Osiris)
- Councilor of the Deshret
- Former Deputy Director of the Assembly (Lazarus)
- Former Minister of War (Balder)
- Former Minister of Integration and Civic Service (Balder)
- Jomskivikings (Balder)
- x1 member of the Storting (Balder)
- x2 Member of the Senat (La France)
- x1 Prime Minister of La France
- x2 Member of Parliament (CoDN)
- Election Commissioner (TNP)
- x1 Minister of Foreign Affairs (CoDN)
- Interim Prime Minister (CoDN)
- Citizen of every GCR except TEP and TRR, Former Citizen of Europeia, Spiritus and CoDN. Citizen of Albion, KBG, UK, BI and Alexandria
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- War Wombat
- Posts: 1761
- Joined: Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:00 am
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to
"As a marsupial, you provide the insult"
-TAO

Former Titles:
-TAO

Spoiler

Former Titles:
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Keeper of the Deshret
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
- Theoden Sebastian
- Posts: 836
- Joined: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:00 am
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who
Former Chief Elder of the Pschent and Former Councilor of Osiris
Spoiler
His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Konig of the Kingdom of Prussia
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea.
Andrew Grey-Anumia
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- Former x2 term Minister of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
- NPA Corporal (TNP)
- HA Mentoring Director (TNP)
- x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
- x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
- Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
- x3 Former Curator of the Deshret (Osiris)
- Councilor of the Deshret
- Former Deputy Director of the Assembly (Lazarus)
- Former Minister of War (Balder)
- Former Minister of Integration and Civic Service (Balder)
- Jomskivikings (Balder)
- x1 member of the Storting (Balder)
- x2 Member of the Senat (La France)
- x1 Prime Minister of La France
- x2 Member of Parliament (CoDN)
- Election Commissioner (TNP)
- x1 Minister of Foreign Affairs (CoDN)
- Interim Prime Minister (CoDN)
- Citizen of every GCR except TEP and TRR, Former Citizen of Europeia, Spiritus and CoDN. Citizen of Albion, KBG, UK, BI and Alexandria
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