The Osiris Oasis

Post by **Adytus** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 9:15 pm

* gets on the mic and begins drunkenly singing "Everyone Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears *

"Wel-com' to your life... there's no turning back... "

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:13 am

*cleans rag* At least it brightens the atmosphere up.

Post by **Adytus** » Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:23 pm

"Even while we sleep... We will find you... ACTING ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR!"

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:48 pm

Adytus wrote:Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:23 pm"Even while we sleep... We will find you... ACTING ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR!"

*trembles*

Oh noooo! The Osirian Sooper Sekret Police! Please let me keep my bar open!

Post by **Adytus** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:31 am

"It's the OSSP, everyone hit the deck!"

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 3:02 am

Adytus wrote:Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:31 am"It's the OSSP, everyone hit the deck!"

*hides under a table*

"Are they gone yet?"

Post by **Adytus** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:50 am

* watches the OSSP smash the table Gradea is hiding under and then get drunk on the bar's supply *

Ahemait · Post by **Ahemait** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 7:31 pm

When you spam, angels sing from above.
Every day spam seems to turn into love songs

Ahemait · Post by **Ahemait** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 7:33 pm

Give your heart and spam to me, and spam will always be.... La vie en rose!

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:00 am

Ahemait wrote:Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:31 amWhen you spam, angels sing from above.
Every day spam seems to turn into love songs

An individual after my own heart. May ye live long and spam hard, my friend.

Now, anything to eat or drink?