Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Adytus** » Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:23 pm

Granted but thanks to your productivity, there is nothing left to do!

I wish it was not so hot outside!

Scieca · Post by **Scieca** » Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:51 pm

Granted, but it's too cold that the universe ceases to exist.

I wish more would happen on Skype & Discord.

Cormac · Post by **Cormac** » Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:56 pm

Granted, but now every time you log in the huge number of unread messages crash your computer.

I wish I were President of the United States.

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:25 pm

Wish granted but you turn into a lizardman.

I wish I was Prime Minister of the UK.

Scieca · Post by **Scieca** » Tue Aug 09, 2016 7:46 pm

Granted, but you... something.

I wish I was less lazy.

Cormac · Post by **Cormac** » Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:09 pm

Granted, but now you're so busy you're constantly stressed.

I wish I had unlimited wealth.

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:14 am

Granted but you have no way of spending it.

I wish I could jump and touch the peak of a mountain.

Post by **Adytus** » Sun Aug 28, 2016 2:40 am

Granted but it happens every time you jump.

I wish I had a big house.

Ahemait · Post by **Ahemait** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 10:59 pm

Granted, but its haunted by the ghost of Billy Mays advertisements playing loudly.

I wish I had a hat

Transdavisia · Post by **Transdavisia** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 11:01 pm

The hat eats the universe.

I wish there was no ads