Osiris Fraternal Order

[class=members]Gradea[/class] uses dynamite to blow up DK's fake hill and strolls into the crater.

[class=pharaoh]Fedele[/class] deconstructs the real hill at the molecular level and sits atop the newly imagined fake hill.

[class=diplomat]Transdavisia[/class] kills the fake hill and sits on the ground, which is now the new hill.

[class=pharaoh]Fedele[/class] raises a new hill up from the ground and sits upon it.

[class=diplomat]Transdavisia[/class] makes a bigger hill named "the Hill" and proclaims himself "King".

[class=pharaoh]Fedele[/class] invades the hill

[class=diplomat]Transdavisia[/class] , among the victorious invader's society, becomes King and coups the hill.

[class=members]Gradea[/class] leads a revolution against the evil King of the Hill, His Imperial Highness (get it, he's sitting on a hill ) King Transdavia the Kind of Okay, overthrows the King on the Hill and establishes the Socialist Republic of the Hill with [class=members]Gradea[/class] as President.

Meanwhile, Transdavia is sent to the gulag.

[class=diplomat]Transdavisia[/class] becomes the gulag itself and sends everyone in the gulag. Then he is king.

[class=pharaoh]Fedele[/class] becomes one with the hill.