Corrupt a Wish

[Juris Lancaster]

Granted, but now you are so tall that people look at you funny.

I wish that my wishes couldn't be corrupted.

[Caligula]

Granted, but now you can't make any wishes.

I wish I had tickets to see the Monument's Men

[Dead Account]

Granted, but you're watching the movie in reverse


I wish I had magic

[Caligula]

Granted, but your magicka level is so low you can barely do anything.

I wish someone would shovel my deck

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Someone shovels your deck, but condemns your deck to rot away.

I wish I had more time.

[Andrew]

Granted but all of time freezes and you are alone

I wish I was rich

[War Wombat]

You are now very rich, but hated by the uncounted masses of the poor.

I wish for fish

[Andrew]

Your wish is granted

But you can never go to the beach again

I wish i was the ruler of the world and beyond

[War Wombat]

(you forgot to make a wish)

[Andrew]

ooops

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