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Re: The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:28 pm
by PowerPAOK
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones!
Re: The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:54 pm
by Anabelle
What is a planets favorite type of music?
Nep-Tunes!
Sorry, I already told this one!
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissss-tory!
Re: The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:31 am
by PowerPAOK
A dad joke for the Aussies:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Peter
Peter who?
Scott Morrison
Re: The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 3:57 am
by Lukatonia
I just had to post this one >.>
A ham sandwich walks into a restaurant and orders a salad. Waitress says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"
Re: The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:51 pm
by Anabelle
That's awesome!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Re: The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:53 pm
by Anabelle
3 unwritten rules of life...
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Re: The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:22 am
by Retsu
Buffalo going to get some milk say to his kid? Bison
Re: The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2024 7:44 pm
by Retsu
Hi, I’m Cliff. Drop over sometime.
Re: The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 4:59 pm
by namwenia
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.