What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones!
The Dad Joke Collection
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What is a planets favorite type of music?
Nep-Tunes!
Sorry, I already told this one!
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissss-tory!
Nep-Tunes!
Sorry, I already told this one!
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissss-tory!
Hasal-Pharaoh Mahira Anabelle
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A dad joke for the Aussies:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Peter
Peter who?
Scott Morrison
Knock knock
Who's there?
Peter
Peter who?
Scott Morrison
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I just had to post this one >.>
A ham sandwich walks into a restaurant and orders a salad. Waitress says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"
A ham sandwich walks into a restaurant and orders a salad. Waitress says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"
Chamberlyn "Ham" Razedusk
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That's awesome!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Hasal-Pharaoh Mahira Anabelle
Child of Osiris
Proud daughter of Halo
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Former Positions
Pharaoh of Osiris
Vizier of Community Affairs
Guardian of Osiris
Priestess of Osiris
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Scale of Ma'at
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3 unwritten rules of life...
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Hasal-Pharaoh Mahira Anabelle
Child of Osiris
Proud daughter of Halo
Spoiler
Former Positions
Pharaoh of Osiris
Vizier of Community Affairs
Guardian of Osiris
Priestess of Osiris
Honors
Scale of Ma'at
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Buffalo going to get some milk say to his kid? Bison
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Hi, I’m Cliff. Drop over sometime.
