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The New Osiris Oasis
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:58 pm
by Vaclav Vinograd
"And what is 'and what is Aleppo'"
The New Osiris Oasis
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 10:18 pm
by Adytus
I need something dark.
The New Osiris Oasis
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:18 am
by Sygian
[class=administrator]Sygian[/class] reaches into a cabinet and pulls out Vaclav's soul.
"She's one of a kind!"
The New Osiris Oasis
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 12:37 am
by Justinian
I am the half blood prince
The New Osiris Oasis
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:49 pm
by Adytus
*goes behind bar and makes himself a drink*
The New Osiris Oasis
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 3:09 pm
by Sygian
Adytus wrote:Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:49 pm*goes behind bar and makes himself a drink*
"HEY, GET OUT OF THERE," [class=administrator]Sygian[/class] exclaims while calling security "ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT?!"
The New Osiris Oasis
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:05 pm
by Adytus
* security shows up, runs up to Adytus*
"Hey boys."
"Hi Mr. Adytus"
"How's the wife Bob?"
"She's fine Mr. Adytus"
"Good, good. Well, keep up the good work."
"Yes sir!"
* goes back to getting himself a drink *
The New Osiris Oasis
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:14 am
by Sygian
[class=administrator]Sygian[/class] stares in confusion and horror.
The New Osiris Oasis
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:55 am
by Dr_PelIcaN
"WHAT NO APPLE JUICE!"
Runs to Sygian, and bashes his head with a coconut.
Gets glass, puts blood in glass, and adds grape juice.
Gives bodyguard another glass of the same drink.
Bob: Thanks for the drink.
Dr_PelIcaN: You're welcome.
Bob: So Professional Badass, how's life?
Dr_PelIcaN: I have a lot of things on my belt.
Bob: Same, same. Do you know I have to arrest you?
Dr_PelIcaN: Hey do you know that Koth is beating up a guy, who's allergic to Penicillin?
Bob: Boy I'm in!
Bob walks away.

<------ Dr_PelIcaN
The New Osiris Oasis
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2017 1:58 pm
by Adytus