The New Osiris Oasis

Vaclav Vinograd · Post by **Vaclav Vinograd** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:58 pm

"And what is 'and what is Aleppo'"

Post by **Adytus** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 10:18 pm

I need something dark.

Sygian · Post by **Sygian** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:18 am

[class=administrator]Sygian[/class] reaches into a cabinet and pulls out Vaclav's soul.

"She's one of a kind!"

Justinian · Post by **Justinian** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 12:37 am

I am the half blood prince

Post by **Adytus** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:49 pm

*goes behind bar and makes himself a drink*

Sygian · Post by **Sygian** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 3:09 pm

Adytus wrote:Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:49 pm*goes behind bar and makes himself a drink*

"HEY, GET OUT OF THERE," [class=administrator]Sygian[/class] exclaims while calling security "ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT?!"

Post by **Adytus** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:05 pm

* security shows up, runs up to Adytus*

"Hey boys."

"Hi Mr. Adytus"

"How's the wife Bob?"

"She's fine Mr. Adytus"

"Good, good. Well, keep up the good work."

"Yes sir!"

* goes back to getting himself a drink *

Sygian · Post by **Sygian** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:14 am

[class=administrator]Sygian[/class] stares in confusion and horror.

Post by **Dr_PelIcaN** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:55 am

"WHAT NO APPLE JUICE!"

Runs to Sygian, and bashes his head with a coconut.
Gets glass, puts blood in glass, and adds grape juice.
Gives bodyguard another glass of the same drink.

Bob: Thanks for the drink.

Dr_PelIcaN: You're welcome.

Bob: So Professional Badass, how's life?

Dr_PelIcaN: I have a lot of things on my belt.

Bob: Same, same. Do you know I have to arrest you?

Dr_PelIcaN: Hey do you know that Koth is beating up a guy, who's allergic to Penicillin?

Bob: Boy I'm in!

Bob walks away.

<------ Dr_PelIcaN

Post by **Adytus** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 1:58 pm

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