So I come back from the store after a long day of school shopping and what do I find? The cuck that I trusted to be able to lead the region in my absence has taken it upon himself to shove a big ol' knife directly into my back. What a fuckhead. Alas, there's nothing I can do now but defend my legitimacy. This is made easier of course by my awesome allies, and for their assistance in ratting this dude out I pledge them all the support I can in my position. I gather these trustworthy folk together and have them catch me up on what I need to know. Time is of the essence.
Oh fuck me, I think, when they inform me that many of my own government members were behind the Vizier on this plot. There's no use in sugar coating it, these guys need to have their treason dealt with and pronto. I would have to banject whoever was posing the most of a threat, and petition the Deshret to keep them banned for more than one update. I'd then have to attempt to get them removed from the Deshret for behavior unbecoming of a councilor, but unfortunately bureaucracy takes time to work (five days, if not everyone votes) and there's always the threat of enough councilors not being on the legitimate side to get the majority vote to work. Then I'm facing a serious boning.
Ignoring the peanut gallery of hypothetical political enemies who are declaring their support for King Cuck, I should be able to able to deal with dissent in this way without resorting to temper pushing me to punish them extra-judicially. I have enough support, my enemies have not a leg to stand on in regards to legitimacy, they can't sue me for any wrongdoing, and that makes them look bad on the world stage. Everything's going okay, I can deal with this right?
Until I get the threat of some pretty bad blackmail. I struggle to think what this shitlord could possibly have on me, but figure I probably don't want the world to find out. This guy was apparently (hypothetically) on my trusted admin team at some point too, which makes this all more the infuriating. What, are you kidding me? He wants me to make him VIZIER and an ADMIN again? Okay big boy, that's not how I roll. You could tell the world I plotted to coup every GCR ever, I don't give a shit what you have on me, that is NOT the way you get what you want from Kothles. He's evidently spreading shitty rumors about me anyway, I have no reason to believe this slime has any intention of keeping that blackmail to himself if he gets what he wants anyway. My allies can decide for themselves whether or not they want to support me or a bunch of desperate opportunists from that point on, and I'll respect that decision. I don't negotiate with terrorists.
Oh look, the perfect scenario pops up to make me eat those words. Now a truly terrible human being has brought my RL information into this, and threatens to release it if I don't resign.
Fuck. That.
At this point I'm really contemplating my priorities in life, hypothetically of course. Why have the toxic players in this game let it get to this point? What did I do that was so deserving of that treatment? These are the thoughts going through my mind as I inform my allies of this threat I have received. Depending on the severity of the TG, ranging from not that bad to "I will personally go to your house at [this address] while you're at work at [employer] and murder your cats", I'll need to decide how worth it my leadership of this region is. This is a very difficult question to answer, but I'd like to think that I'd be able to call anything but an extremely good bluff and stay in the seat.
Given the events that have transpired, I honestly don't give a shiggy diggy
shit about what these losers want to pull in regards to making me look bad for "purging my rivals". At this point I have had my RL information threatened to be released, I've fought off blackmail that's been released to the world, everything about my NS career is on the table. Whiners from the peanut gallery calling me a tyrant are the least of my concerns. Those individuals are being nowhere near Osiris during my Pharaohship, whether anyone likes it or not. I don't care if it kills any political credibility I had. The only people who'd care are those who evidently don't care about my RL health, or Osiris, so fuck them. I hope they do hate me. Hypothetically, of course.
I'd serve out the rest of my term faithfully and to the best of my ability, and after profusely thanking the allies that had stood by my side loyally during all of that shit, I'd promptly quit NS politics forever and go back to raiding. Seriously, what sane person would stay involved after this hypothetical scenario. You're dastardly and I hope I provided insight into my thought process, Xoriet
