Osiris Fraternal Order

oof, this is not a question I can accurately answer outside of "however many my future s/o wants"

would you rather be stuck in a desert with water but no food, or stuck in a freshwater swamp with food but no water

Desert with water and no food, water is more important and deserts are easier to get out of (hopefully)

Would you rather coup TWP or TEP?

TEP so I could wash away the anime.

Post on the forums for activity or ignore your region cos you're a hopeless cosmo?

I'd post on the forums to trick my regionmates into thinking I'm not a hopeless cosmo :^)

Would you rather achieve immortality via a soul insert into a massive server and live out your wildest dreams through a virtual reality program, or would you rather have the chance to travel back in time only once, to any given time you wanted?

Immortality, duh

Would you rather live a long life but be hated by future generations or a short life but be remembered well?

A long life hated by those snotty nosed kids that wouldn't get off my lawn.

Would you rather be a cat, dog, or a catdog?

Cat

Would you rather have to mow your own lawn, or pay someone more money than it's worth to mow it for you?

I would love to mow my lawn! It's actually really fun.

Would you rather live somewhere you don't understand the language but most people can understand you, or somewhere you understand everyone but they don't understand you?

Understand everyone

Would you rather have to eat only meat or only vegetarian (with the necessary supplements for either) for the rest of your life?

I love steak too much to let it go, so meat!

Would you rather dance in the rain, feel no pain, or ride a train?