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King of the Hill
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:12 am
by Kemi
TG-bombs the region with recruitment TGs. Everyone moves out of Osiris and into Brosiris. Including YOU!
My (lonesome) hill.
King of the Hill
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 3:54 am
by Ainocra
invades the hill and claims it for Brosiris!
My hill
King of the Hill
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:44 am
by Kemi
I TG-bomb the allies of Osiris and Brosiris with recruitment TGs for some random UCR and while you rush to their aid I come and claim the hill...
...as mine!
King of the Hill
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:16 am
by Fanster
beats you with a rubber chicken until you stop breathing. now I dig a hole and fill it with cement and lower myself waist deep. MINE!
King of the Hill
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:58 am
by Kemi
I derail the train in your avatar and you rush to its aid, abandoning the hill in the process.
My hill.
King of the Hill
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:51 am
by Ainocra
Pushes a law through the Deshret declaring that only one eyed people are allowed to inhabit the hill.
Evicts everyone with more than one eye.
My Hill.
King of the Hill
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:16 am
by Kemi
I rip off your eyepatch and it turns out you have TWO eyes. You are expelled and I spam the Deshret to get the law changed to only allow four-eyed people on the hill. Specifically ME!
My hill.
King of the Hill
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:05 am
by Ainocra
Yes but it's a glass eye!
I take it out and reveal that it's secretly a grenade! catch!
BOOM!
my hill
King of the Hill
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:26 pm
by Kemi
I splattered all over the hill. You try and clean up what's left of me but you decide it's too hard and just give up. You leave the clean-up to someone else, but no-one wants to do it.
My hill. Because I am the hill.
King of the Hill
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 2:51 pm
by Kajan
I bulldoze the hill and make a new one out of dirt and Astro Turf.
My hill.