King of the Hill

Post by **Kemi** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:12 am

TG-bombs the region with recruitment TGs. Everyone moves out of Osiris and into Brosiris. Including YOU!

My (lonesome) hill.

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 3:54 am

invades the hill and claims it for Brosiris!

My hill

Post by **Kemi** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:44 am

I TG-bomb the allies of Osiris and Brosiris with recruitment TGs for some random UCR and while you rush to their aid I come and claim the hill...

...as mine!

Fanster · Post by **Fanster** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:16 am

beats you with a rubber chicken until you stop breathing. now I dig a hole and fill it with cement and lower myself waist deep. MINE!

Post by **Kemi** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:58 am

I derail the train in your avatar and you rush to its aid, abandoning the hill in the process.

My hill.

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:51 am

Pushes a law through the Deshret declaring that only one eyed people are allowed to inhabit the hill.
Evicts everyone with more than one eye.

My Hill.

Post by **Kemi** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:16 am

I rip off your eyepatch and it turns out you have TWO eyes. You are expelled and I spam the Deshret to get the law changed to only allow four-eyed people on the hill. Specifically ME!

My hill.

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:05 am

Yes but it's a glass eye!

I take it out and reveal that it's secretly a grenade! catch!

BOOM!

my hill

Post by **Kemi** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:26 pm

I splattered all over the hill. You try and clean up what's left of me but you decide it's too hard and just give up. You leave the clean-up to someone else, but no-one wants to do it.

My hill. Because I am the hill.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 2:51 pm

I bulldoze the hill and make a new one out of dirt and Astro Turf.

My hill.