King of the Hill

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Kemi
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Post by Kemi »

I get hired to write a shitty propaganda piece about Ainocra's coup of the hill and he gets jeered off his hill in shame. Everyone follows him down the hill and it's empty by the time I get there and plant my flag on...

...MY hill!
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Kajan
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Launches missile at hill and plants flag. Now it's my hill.
We forgot the crackers!

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Kemi
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I crawl out from my hideout under the hill and hit you on the head with your own flagpole.

My hill.
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Post by Ainocra »

Alcon distracts Kemi by waving his shiny watch back and forth....isn't it so pretty and relaxing......you are getting sleepy.....soooo sleepy.......now repeat after me


"My hill"
Alcon Enta
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Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
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Kemi
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It rains coffee and I happen to drink some while sleeping. Needless to say, I immediately wake up and kick the now buzz-crashed Ainocra off the hill.

My hill.
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My Hill
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
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Kemi
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Post by Kemi »

King Of The Hill has retired!

There shall now only be a QUEEN of the Hill!

MY hill.
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Ainocra
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Post by Ainocra »

Your majesty!


Your throne is right this way! (Alcon points down the hill)


You'll have to go look closer. (punt)



My hill
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
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I spam the Deshret at Ivo's suggestion. You come and look at what all the mess is about and have to take your admin tools out to clean up the mess. While your back is turned, I rush back up the hill and plant my flag on...

My hill!
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Post by Ainocra »

uses his admin powerz to delete the flag and replace it with my flag.


my hill!
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
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