Osiris Fraternal Order

Impossible Girl gets caught in a crosswind and blown across the valley where an eagle grabs her and flies her high into the air until she tickles its underbelly and it lets go of her. She plummets to the ground where she lands on Ainocra. The squishy bag of banana leaves and Ainocra's hat breaks her fall. Stunned, he rolls to the bottom of the hill.

This hill is mine, mine I say!

Oh, well, if you say so.

Yes indeed

[class=resident]Severisen Montresor[/class] erupts through the soil of the hill from his underground bunker, displacing Sebastian.

*sneaks to Sev's underground bunker, gets his shotgun, climbs out of the hole created by Sev's earlier eruption and shoots Sev

[class=resident]Severisen Montresor[/class] dodges the shots, pressing the big red button, capturing Sebastian in a steel cage

Lights the hill on fire driving away all current occupants and moves in with a lawn chair before crowning myself "Queen of the Mountain"

[class=resident]Severisen Montresor[/class] hooks a firehose to the hydrant at the base of the hill and sprays down the fire and IG, reclaiming the hill for himself.

Puts on dry clothes before training giant kangaroos to hop up the hill, scoop Sev up and carry him to Tanzania. Finds lawn chair but it's all wet so I stand on top of the hill. Queen.